Cheerios

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » June 22nd, 2004, 7:04 am

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass.' " "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom shuts the door to his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » June 22nd, 2004, 7:10 am

I had a great uncle tell me the same joke twenty-five years ago.

AngryPistols · Post by **AngryPistols** » June 22nd, 2004, 7:15 am

That's rich!!!

McD · Post by **McD** » June 22nd, 2004, 7:16 am

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » June 22nd, 2004, 9:55 am

ROFLMAO,,

Now that's a damn good one! Thanks for the laugh RideGrrl :D

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » June 22nd, 2004, 9:59 am

BeadleBug wrote:ROFLMAO,,

Now that's a damn good one! Thanks for the laugh RideGrrl :D

Any time Ranger BeadleBug.