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Silverback
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Try this

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Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out ---- Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge.

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really.

Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)...

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Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down.

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If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.
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Re: Try this

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That's just fuckin' weird......
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Re: Try this

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RangerX wrote:That's just fuckin' weird......
When I did at first a picture of a Potato popped into my mind but I vocalized Carrot.
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Silverback wrote:
RangerX wrote:That's just fuckin' weird......
When I did at first a picture of a Potato popped into my mind but I vocalized Carrot.
Note to self, do not send Silverback to store for potatoes.....
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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Tater Nuts wrote::| celery :oops: :? :cry:

Note to self...Don't send Tater to the store with a hatchet!
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Yep, carrot here also. I'll take this to mean that despite what my wife my believe, I am normal after all :D
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abnhawk wrote:Yep, carrot here also. I'll take this to mean that despite what my wife my believe, I am normal after all :D
Based on my results, I can only conclude that Normal = Fucked In The Head.
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Cucumber
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hang it, FIRE!!!!

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Tater Nuts wrote::| celery :oops: :? :cry:

Me too. I don't get it.

actually I thought of apple first
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Baseplate wrote:Cucumber

Kind of Phallic...I'm just saying!
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dirty1 wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote::| celery :oops: :? :cry:

Me too. I don't get it.

actually I thought of apple first
Considering the Cucumber response...

So you're saying that your first response was a "Fruit"?

Maybe this is a Gaydar test???
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Re: Try this

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Silverback wrote:
dirty1 wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote::| celery :oops: :? :cry:

Me too. I don't get it.

actually I thought of apple first
Considering the Cucumber response...

So you're saying that your first response was a "Fruit"?

Maybe this is a Gaydar test???
I just posted what happened.
Are you looking for something? :twisted:
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Tomato.
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Spoooooonn!!
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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