Random thought of the moment.

[McD]

If someone is a girl caught in a guys body but says he likes girls.... does that make him/her/it a Lesbian?

[Jenny Lynn]

I think Elle is sending down the snow to our area from the great white north, she must be doing her snow dancing again. I'm all for equal opportunity there's other places that haven't had their share of snow :D (So Cal, AZ, NM, TX, FL)

[elle]

I think Elle is sending down the snow to our area from the great white north, she must be doing her snow dancing again. I'm all for equal opportunity there's other places that haven't had their share of snow :D (So Cal, AZ, NM, TX, FL)

Jenny, I assure you any dancing going on was for heat. It's still too damn cold and more snow is in the forecast.

To hell with it, I'm leaving town.

[ANGRYCivilian]

Is it still a road march if your a civilian? I swear, it still feels like one. 17 miles of sand in 4:42...don't laugh at my time...my body is telling me it wants to die.

[Bravo57]

Kids draw some pretty cool pictures at times.

[Jenny Lynn]

Thank God it's not everyday I have to walk another block from where I work to get back to where I parked my car due to a taped off crime scene, I'm very glad I wasn't walking through there at 6AM today!

You know sometimes no news is good news!

[Jenny Lynn]

I love the smell of Irish Spring soap, that is all.

[ANGRYCivilian]

Pass the pen there Billy Bob,
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet,
if the melody sits all wrong

Hand me down a crayon,
and I'll draw a mighty oak
'Cause of all my brother Masons,
I'm the quickest with a joke

Catch me in the right light,
you'll see my shapes shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down,
I'm hung just above the knees

You may have difficulty catchin' breath,
when you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so,
they calls me Puddin' Taine

Now step on up to dance the dance,
and touch the hand that heals
Like the tallest hog on Wall street,
I'm a wheelin' all the deals

They'll carve my face in marble,
they'll etch my name in stone
They'll paint my noble portrait,
and historify my home

You may have difficulty catchin' breath,
when you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so,
they calls me Puddin' Taine

I can't get it out of my head...it's been like two weeks...it won't leave...

[Boudicca]

Assholes love me.