Pastor got busted on the way to the Oyster Shack.

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Pastor got busted on the way to the Oyster Shack.

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We need to keep him off that mower, after he's hit the Jack Daniels. :shock:

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I just pooped my pants!!!!!!!
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that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. it can't be real.
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The Pastor I know wouldn't have been wearing any pants. :lol:
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Ah oh not again!

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"My wife says if i don't go get her another beer, she'll stab me in the face"
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wow. Steve is high class. :lol: That was awesome.
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Pastor, Pastor!!!!!!.................
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KW Driver wrote:that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. it can't be real.

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Flesh Thorn wrote:The Pastor I know wouldn't have been wearing any pants. :lol:
First...asshole....THAT cop wouldnt have whipped my ass. Second, Im a law abiding country gentleman, and last. Fuck you inbred Appalachian Hillbilly fucktard.

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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Flesh Thorn wrote:The Pastor I know wouldn't have been wearing any pants. :lol:
First...asshole....THAT cop wouldnt have whipped my ass. Second, Im a law abiding country gentleman, and last. fuck you inbred Appalachian Hillbilly fucktard.

That is all.
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I think the "law abiding" is wholly dependant upon which laws you acknowledge to begin with. :D
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