Random thought of the moment.

Rock Island Ranger · November 18th, 2008, 2:33 pm

Fat people need lovin too. I know Moni D. sure enjoyed her time with CAMS. And dude, no pictures is just fine.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » November 18th, 2008, 3:31 pm

Why do garbage bags cost so fucking much ?

scar · Post by **scar** » November 18th, 2008, 6:39 pm

unfortunately hoggin' is sometimes a Ranger word

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 18th, 2008, 11:10 pm

Boudicca wrote:I want so bad to put a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on those electronic shopping carts at the grocery store. Am I the only one that is repulsed by fat people who use these in order to avoid burning a calorie while buying their ice cream and twinkies?

I'd rather they drive the carts than waddle around the store...

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » November 19th, 2008, 11:00 am

Ranger Andy wrote:
Boudicca wrote:I want so bad to put a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on those electronic shopping carts at the grocery store. Am I the only one that is repulsed by fat people who use these in order to avoid burning a calorie while buying their ice cream and twinkies?
I'd rather they drive the carts than waddle around the store...

Have you ever noticed that the baskets on those battery powered buggies could not possibly be big enough for these fat asses to get enough to eat for one afternoon?

And, I beg to differ, Ranger RockIsland, fat people do not need love, they have ho-ho's to keep them warm at night.

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 19th, 2008, 12:44 pm

Rock Island Ranger wrote:Fat people need lovin too.

How do you make love to a fat woman?

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » November 19th, 2008, 12:47 pm

Ranger Andy wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Fat people need lovin too.
How do you make love to a fat woman?

Oh, please don't say it, the visual is making my skin crawl!

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 19th, 2008, 12:52 pm

Boudicca wrote:
Ranger Andy wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Fat people need lovin too.
How do you make love to a fat woman?
Oh, please don't say it, the visual is making my skin crawl!

Throw a five pound bag of flower on her and look for the wet spot!

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » November 19th, 2008, 1:02 pm

Ranger Andy wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
Ranger Andy wrote: How do you make love to a fat woman?
Oh, please don't say it, the visual is making my skin crawl!
Throw a five pound bag of flower on her and look for the wet spot!

Thank you.

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 19th, 2008, 1:17 pm

Boudicca wrote:
Ranger Andy wrote:
Boudicca wrote: Oh, please don't say it, the visual is making my skin crawl!
Throw a five pound bag of flower on her and look for the wet spot!
Thank you.

You are welcome!

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » November 19th, 2008, 6:43 pm

Ranger Andy wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
Ranger Andy wrote: How do you make love to a fat woman?
Oh, please don't say it, the visual is making my skin crawl!
Throw a five pound bag of flower on her and look for the wet spot!

of course, some 2nd Batter told me you may need to slap a layer then ride the wave in...

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 19th, 2008, 7:45 pm

KW Driver wrote:
Ranger Andy wrote:
Boudicca wrote: Oh, please don't say it, the visual is making my skin crawl!
Throw a five pound bag of flower on her and look for the wet spot!
of course, some 2nd Batter told me you may need to slap a layer then ride the wave in...

I don't know, you might have to watchout for the Beach Break? You might wind up in a Landing Zone that you don't want to be in...

scar · Post by **scar** » November 23rd, 2008, 8:12 am

the dial on my life right now is set to drunk, not so much in the "already" position as much as the "still" spot

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