What do Lincoln, JFK, and Obama have in common?

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Obama have in common?

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Nothing yet.
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On January 20, 2009 that joke will get you tossed in jail. Just saying.
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The Holmchicken wrote:On January 20, 2009 that joke will get you tossed in jail. Just saying.
'Preciate your concern. This is 13 Nov.
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I really think that If what you are suggesting happens it will be one of the worst things to happen to our country. You are impling that it would be funny to kill The President of The United States of America. Regardless of wether you like or hate him you cannot possibly think his assassination would be a good thing do you?
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Damn, lighten up.

I thought it was funny.
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Baseplate wrote:I really think that If what you are suggesting happens it will be one of the worst things to happen to our country. You are impling that it would be funny to kill The President of The United States of America. Regardless of wether you like or hate him you cannot possibly think his assassination would be a good thing do you?

Dude, seriously, it's a fucking joke man, get over it. :roll:
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I just wanna know... will the street run parallel or perpendicular to MLK?

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By the way. That racist shit ain't funny.

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I have to admit, I thought it was funny. I told the joke to a few people and they looked at me like I was nuts. Oh well. :roll:
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Re: What do Lincoln, JFK, and Obama have in common?

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cams wrote:Nothing yet.
They were all in Washington, DC prior to being President.
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They all slept with black women?
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rgrokelley wrote:They all slept with black women?
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rgrokelley wrote:They all slept with black women?
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