If Women Ran the World...

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » November 7th, 2008, 10:49 am

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » November 7th, 2008, 11:11 am

I could swear I've seen those Black & Decker Screwdriver/hammer combo sets at my local hardware store. 'Cept the heels come in black oh and also yellow.

Thanks WW for making it simplified.

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 7th, 2008, 11:18 pm

O-kay!

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » November 10th, 2008, 9:16 am

Rock Island Ranger · November 10th, 2008, 10:11 am

And this goes back to cold reality...cuz wimmin DON'T run the world.

CloakAndDagger · Post by **CloakAndDagger** » November 11th, 2008, 12:34 pm

Warriorwife wrote:

I just looked at this post from home (where I can actually see images from PhotoBucket, unlike work)...and I shit you not, this photo is from where I work.

We have an overabundance of women in one of our office buildings, and a sizable portion of the ladies simply refuse to use the restroom next to the command office (which brings available ladies rooms on that floor to one). They kept bitching that they kept running out of TP in this one restroom, so we put in another double of TP. They bitched again, so we put in the 5'er. Even after the 5'er, they kept complaining they we still running out by noon, so we said, "Fuck it!" and put in 8 more. They haven't complained since.

We still suspect that some of the women were stealing TP, stashing it at their desks and making it run out faster.

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » November 11th, 2008, 6:22 pm

CloakAndDagger wrote:
I just looked at this post from home (where I can actually see images from PhotoBucket, unlike work)...and I shit you not, this photo is from where I work.

We have an overabundance of women in one of our office buildings, and a sizable portion of the ladies simply refuse to use the restroom next to the command office (which brings available ladies rooms on that floor to one). They kept bitching that they kept running out of TP in this one restroom, so we put in another double of TP. They bitched again, so we put in the 5'er. Even after the 5'er, they kept complaining they we still running out by noon, so we said, "fuck it!" and put in 8 more. They haven't complained since.

We still suspect that some of the women were stealing TP, stashing it at their desks and making it run out faster.

I just need one square. :?

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » November 12th, 2008, 10:10 am

Boudicca wrote:
CloakAndDagger wrote:
I just looked at this post from home (where I can actually see images from PhotoBucket, unlike work)...and I shit you not, this photo is from where I work.

We have an overabundance of women in one of our office buildings, and a sizable portion of the ladies simply refuse to use the restroom next to the command office (which brings available ladies rooms on that floor to one). They kept bitching that they kept running out of TP in this one restroom, so we put in another double of TP. They bitched again, so we put in the 5'er. Even after the 5'er, they kept complaining they we still running out by noon, so we said, "fuck it!" and put in 8 more. They haven't complained since.

We still suspect that some of the women were stealing TP, stashing it at their desks and making it run out faster.
I just need one square. :?

Thanks for sharing.

Rock Island Ranger · November 12th, 2008, 10:22 am

Boudicca wrote:
I just need one square. :?

BUUUUUUULLLLLLSHIT! Maybe if it was wrapped around a pine cone.

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » November 12th, 2008, 11:59 am

Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
I just need one square. :?
BUUUUUUULLLLLLSHIT! Maybe if it was wrapped around a pine cone.

No, really -- not "bull" shit. And I'd rather wipe my ass with a cactus.

Rock Island Ranger · November 12th, 2008, 12:14 pm

Boudicca wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
I just need one square. :?
BUUUUUUULLLLLLSHIT! Maybe if it was wrapped around a pine cone.
No, really -- not "bull" shit. And I'd rather wipe my ass with a cactus.

Cactus???? Really! :? So you are into endurance pain sessions are you?

elle · Post by **elle** » November 12th, 2008, 12:21 pm

Boudicca wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
I just need one square. :?
BUUUUUUULLLLLLSHIT! Maybe if it was wrapped around a pine cone.
No, really -- not "bull" shit. And I'd rather wipe my ass with a cactus.

Do you bake?

Lookout · Post by **Lookout** » November 16th, 2008, 7:34 pm

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And this goes back to cold reality...cuz wimmin DON'T run the world.

And we like you to keep thinking that way about it

litlbird · Post by **litlbird** » November 17th, 2008, 10:36 am

Yawl ever heard "dream on, broomstick cowboy"?

My ol'man used to tell me that I could get anything or do anything in the world because I hold that mesmerizing sweet spot. That pussy was the fall of mankind. I believed him.

On the flip side one could get the impression that the answer according to this funny thread would be...well..."the shits". Pun intended.

I'm glad I don't live on Venus!

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