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cams wrote:I never realized that the EDU K-9's (Explosive Detection Unit) were named after victims of 9/11.

One of my buddies just graduated and I was making fun of him because he has a dog with a jewish name, nothing against Jews, just thought he should have a cool dog name you know. Then he explained how they come to be. I thought that was pretty cool.
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BS502 wrote:My boss needs to have her throat ripped out....and her typing fingers sawed off very, very slowly.
it'd be more fun with a ball peen hammer. hammer 'em off, not saw...

I have a few candidates for the hammer treatment in mind....
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Right now, I hate elections. I'd like to ball peen some of these fuckin' poll workers into the grave.
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Just a random thought: How much can bail be .. in Nebraska? I mean ... it's Nebraska.
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Boudicca wrote:Just a random thought: How much can bail be .. in Nebraska? I mean ... it's Nebraska.
Boudicca,
Ah oh....Do you or someone you know need lawyers, guns and money?
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Just a random thought: How much can bail be .. in Nebraska? I mean ... it's Nebraska.
Boudicca,
Ah oh....Do you or someone you know need lawyers, guns and money?
Jenny
Not.... yet. Always be prepared.
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I learned this is Sociology today...

Statistically speaking, you know everyone in the world by six degrees. So, you could know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody etc., six times, and vicariously, you know everyone on the whole planet whether it be by family relations or just acquaintances.

I thought that was so cool!
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Oooh, that's the potatoes.

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It just dawned on me, that by this time next week we should know who our next president will be.

And daylight savings time is Sunday so I should be awake (coherent) enough to find the voting booth BEFORE I go to work on Tuesday.

And hey! Jenny! What exactly is a "frog" and what would be the next step up from a "frog"? Anyone?
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Re: Oooh, that's the potatoes.

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Boudicca wrote:It just dawned on me, that by this time next week we should know who our next president will be.

And daylight savings time is Sunday so I should be awake (coherent) enough to find the voting booth BEFORE I go to work on Tuesday.

And hey! Jenny! What exactly is a "frog" and what would be the next step up from a "frog"? Anyone?
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Hi Boudicca, Above I have cut and pasted link to Board FAQ thread that discusses the ranks that appear under a UserName, for any ArmyRanger.com user not falling into one of the categories specifically mentioned in the thread above that user receives a system generated rank.

Please do not quote me (I'm getting old and I have my blonde moments too) but if memory serves me correct those ranks are as follows:
1st rank is an egg
2nd is an embryo
3rd is a tadpole
4th and final one is frog,

so the final step is a frog, ribbit ribbit. Jenny
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KAP wrote:I learned this is Sociology today...

Statistically speaking, you know everyone in the world by six degrees. So, you could know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody etc., six times, and vicariously, you know everyone on the whole planet whether it be by family relations or just acquaintances.

I thought that was so cool!
Actually,

The book came out years ago...

Six degrees of kevin bacon.

It's also a Board Game.... :shock:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Boudicca wrote:It just dawned on me, that by this time next week we should know who our next president will be.

And daylight savings time is Sunday so I should be awake (coherent) enough to find the voting booth BEFORE I go to work on Tuesday.

And hey! Jenny! What exactly is a "frog" and what would be the next step up from a "frog"? Anyone?
viewtopic.php?t=3

Hi Boudicca, Above I have cut and pasted link to Board FAQ thread that discusses the ranks that appear under a UserName, for any ArmyRanger.com user not falling into one of the categories specifically mentioned in the thread above that user receives a system generated rank.

Please do not quote me (I'm getting old and I have my blonde moments too) but if memory serves me correct those ranks are as follows:
1st rank is an egg
2nd is an embryo
3rd is a tadpole
4th and final one is frog,

so the final step is a frog, ribbit ribbit. Jenny
The final step is to achieve sisterhood in the DSOTYR :wink:
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According to SGM H...

DS is not allowed to sacrifice ate up contractors to the heathen gods even if DS caught the lying bastards lying.

Also not allowed to tell them about removing knee caps with a claw hammer...

or

mention they need to be swung by the ankles into a Jersey barrier...

or...

taken outback for punitive counseling....

This was all priot to meeting with the individuals.

DS gets to play to good cop and just looked very very pissed.
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Have you ever noticed when men get old they lose their ass? They kinda look like toad frogs standing up.
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