Parent Intro - 2/75 C Co

[Boudicca]

Pardon me, I don't mean to intrude and ask retarded questions, but... where exactly is this f-ing "fox hole" at?!!

Sounds like a question I asked in PLDC when IMT ing by myself toward the OPFOR and being told by SSG US Army and Name Tape Only to get back in my "fucking fox hole".

Told him I thought it was a "fighting position"...

Uh, Ranger Jurena, my translator is working out of town right now, so all those anachronisms have my eyes rolling into the back of my skull. I'm a fast learner and retain a lot -- but I got to have the definition at least once.

Hey! I knew Staff Sgt. :D

[Slowpoke]

Suffice it to say that the "fox hole" is a LADIES ONLY portion of the sight. I would have thought one of the women folk would have been along by now to invite you in, as well as to the "Parents Forum".

[Black 6]

Pardon me, I don't mean to intrude and ask retarded questions, but... where exactly is this f-ing
"fox hole" at?!!

Please, we are big boys here (some bigger than others). You will not offend us by using the word "fuck", it is one of the most used words in the Ranger vocabulary. And anyone you might offend by using the word "fuck", can play hide and go fuck themselves.

[Boudicca]

Pardon me, I don't mean to intrude and ask retarded questions, but... where exactly is this f-ing
"fox hole" at?!!

Please, we are big boys here (some bigger than others). You will not offend us by using the word "fuck", it is one of the most used words in the Ranger vocabulary. And anyone you might offend by using the word "fuck", can play hide and go fuck themselves.

Well! Alright then.

I've already found the use of the word "fucktard" in these posts as insanely funny. It describes so many people I've come across in my life, why I believe it's even better than cocksucker.

[Boudicca]

Suffice it to say that the "fox hole" is a LADIES ONLY portion of the sight. I would have thought one of the women folk would have been along by now to invite you in, as well as to the "Parents Forum".

Yep, got my invitations from both thank you. Lucky (I think) for me, I am both a woman and a mother. Hey?! How do you know about the ladies only portion??!! :o

[Ardent Lady]

Suffice it to say that the "fox hole" is a LADIES ONLY portion of the sight. I would have thought one of the women folk would have been along by now to invite you in, as well as to the "Parents Forum".

Yep, got my invitations from both thank you. Lucky (I think) for me, I am both a woman and a mother. Hey?! How do you know about the ladies only portion??!! :o

Ranger Slowpoke is well versed in the ways of us ArmyRanger.com wimmenfolk, Boudicca ;) He don't miss much!

Glad you're here and have found the rally point.

[cpaulsen20]

Pardon me, I don't mean to intrude and ask retarded questions, but... where exactly is this f-ing
"fox hole" at?!!

Please, we are big boys here (some bigger than others). You will not offend us by using the word "fuck", it is one of the most used words in the Ranger vocabulary. And anyone you might offend by using the word "fuck", can play hide and go fuck themselves.

Well! Alright then.

I've already found the use of the word "fucktard" in these posts as insanely funny. It describes so many people I've come across in my life, why I believe it's even better than cocksucker.

I like fuck-chop myself. Has a nice ring to it.

Oh, and welcome to the site, glad to have you here.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Hello Boudicca,

Rangers, please forgive me if I maybe straying out of my lane, but as I read your posts Ma'am I cannot help but think to myself she reminds me of Ranger Rock Island Ranger but of the female gender.

Ranger Rock island Ranger- I mean this as a hugh compliment.

Thanks, Jenny

Jenny, seems to me you called the fair Okie maiden a toxic, tempermental, ill mannered, knuckle dragging, philistine, trash mouthed, malcontent whose only goal in life is to piss off civilians, and die with a gun in her hand. Now, in Texas (please stand with right hand on your chest)....that would be considered a compliment of the highest order. But, it would appear that the The Sooner Princess does have SOME decorum which as we all know....I have none.

Fair Goddess of the Northern area of Texas. (yes, it is Oklahoma) Thou hath been praised in great order and fashion. Take thee a knee wench, for thou hath been compared to "THE PASTOR". Please recite after me.

I, (whatever the fuck your name is) have cometh into the light for mine coutenance hath been favorably compared to GRITS (great Ranger In The Sky) messenger. It is then requisite upon me to serveth mine Pastor faithfully until he dismissith me. I shall maketh sammichs and delivereth libation unto the flock whilst they sitteth upon thier collective asses. I will treatheth mine Ranger with great respect and with humble heart recognise him as a great warrior. I will useth profanity with alacrity and cunning. I shall treateth Liberals like shit and happily informeth them of their genetic flaws. And with a sincere heart, I will telleth such fucktards to play hide and go fucketh themselves at every opportunity.

Welcome Woman....now go fetch me a beer and sammich.

[Boudicca]

Hello Boudicca,

Rangers, please forgive me if I maybe straying out of my lane, but as I read your posts Ma'am I cannot help but think to myself she reminds me of Ranger Rock Island Ranger but of the female gender.

Ranger Rock island Ranger- I mean this as a hugh compliment.

Thanks, Jenny

Jenny, seems to me you called the fair Okie maiden a toxic, tempermental, ill mannered, knuckle dragging, philistine, trash mouthed, malcontent whose only goal in life is to piss off civilians, and die with a gun in her hand. Now, in Texas (please stand with right hand on your chest)....that would be considered a compliment of the highest order. But, it would appear that the The Sooner Princess does have SOME decorum which as we all know....I have none.

Fair Goddess of the Northern area of Texas. (yes, it is Oklahoma) Thou hath been praised in great order and fashion. Take thee a knee wench, for thou hath been compared to "THE PASTOR". Please recite after me.

I, (whatever the fuck your name is) have cometh into the light for mine coutenance hath been favorably compared to GRITS (great Ranger In The Sky) messenger. It is then requisite upon me to serveth mine Pastor faithfully until he dismissith me. I shall maketh sammichs and delivereth libation unto the flock whilst they sitteth upon thier collective asses. I will treatheth mine Ranger with great respect and with humble heart recognise him as a great warrior. I will useth profanity with alacrity and cunning. I shall treateth Liberals like shit and happily informeth them of their genetic flaws. And with a sincere heart, I will telleth such fucktards to play hide and go fucketh themselves at every opportunity.

Welcome Woman....now go fetch me a beer and sammich.

Fucketh me running! That is one of the funniest things I hath ever read. I am truly NOT worthy!! YOU REIGN-ITH SUPREME, Oh Wiseth Pastor.

I can only dare to hope that I will fetcheth thy sammich and beer before thy even realize thy wantith one!

I can promise thou that my contempt for Liberals will not dissapoint thee; my respect and gratitude for my Warrior and those others serving bravely will never fail, and I thank thee for the attention and hospitality thou has bestowth on me.

Jesus, I feel like a fucking foot-stool now.