Magic Dildo

[Descartes]

A soldier is about deploy and is worried about his wife cheating on him. He figures that the best way to avoid her cheating is to get her a dildo to satisfy her while he is away.

The soldier goes downtown to the local sex store and is looking around. The sales assistant asks what the guy is looking for. So the soldier explains his situation to the sales person. The sales guy tells the soldier he has the perfect item to meet his needs.

"We have a magic dildo, its really expensive but you wont have to worry about your wife cheating on you if she has one" the sales man states.

The soldier is obviously thinking he is being had, so the sales man offers to demonstrate the magic dildo in action.

"All you have to do is say 'magic dildo and the body part you want it to satisfy'... So the sales man says, "magic dildo my hand!"

The dildo leaves it resting spot and shoots to the sales man hand and starts thrust into his hand at a very fast rate.

The soldier is amazed and of course buys the dildo for his wife. He puts it in his car and waits to give it to her later on.

The day of his deployment rolls around and the wife rides in with the husband to see him off. Before they leave the car he gives his wife the magic dildo and demostrates how it works.

The soldier and his unit head out and the wife gets in the car and starts her drive home. Feeling a little frisky and wanting to see the new toy at work she says "magic dildo my pussy", the dildo springs to life and goes to town on her. The thing is doing such a great job that she starts to swerve on the road.

Blue lights flash as the police pull her over. She quickly removes the dildo and cleans it off and throws it onto the passenger seat. Just then the police officer comes up the window and asks for liscence and registration. He then asks the lady why she was swerving all over the road.

The lady being a little embarrassed explains that her husband just went on a deployment but bought her a magic dildo and that is the reason she was swerving.

The officer looks at her and says...





"Magic dildo my ass!"

[McD]