Michael Phelps Facts

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LEROY
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Michael Phelps Facts

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1.Water drinks Michael Phelps.


2.Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.


3.Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes. Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.


4.When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.


5.Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic and came across mermaids, one said to him “I thought you were just a myth!â€
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Re: Michael Phelps Facts

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[quote="LEROY"]1.Water drinks Michael Phelps.


2.Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.


3.Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes. Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.


4.When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.


5.Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic and came across mermaids, one said to him “I thought you were just a myth!â€
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Aquaman wears Michael Phelps underwear

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