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Madrat
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Speeding blonde

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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Every
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Post by Every »

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why don't have cops like this in Holland. Ours are way to smart. Can't even talk myself out of a ticket for using the horn on my car without reason :cry: Like that's life treathning

OK that's it! I'm immigrating!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice.
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Post by AngryPistols »

Excellent work, there Madrat! 8) :lol: :lol:
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