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ARGH! I hate the fact that a severe storm tore my flag pole rope, causing the flag to flutter to the ground, remain there all night and now challenge me with getting 25' off the ground to put a new rope up!

And ONE night before I received a brand new 5x8 flag! :?
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If UFOs and life on other planets is fact and two or three countries have recognized this what do you think?

What do you think about astronaut Ed Mitchel confirming this on a U.K. readio station?

(chiron walks away looking for a tin hat) :lol:
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How can "Smart" people with Phd's be so stupid?
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McD wrote:How can "Smart" people with Phd's be so stupid?
They go to school for it.
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The coolest thing about getting old is that my drugs are now delivered to the house by an agent of the federal Government.














That's the Post Office you dumb ass!
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Slowpoke wrote:The coolest thing about getting old is that my drugs are now delivered to the house by an agent of the federal Government.















That's the Post Office you dumb ass!
Amazing that they still work by the time they get them to you. No wonder postage is so high.....they have to charge us for storage!!
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Post by JustErin »

Why is it so hard...

to piece together a coherent thought

after leave?


(my head is still back on the lake...or in it. I think) :lol:
I just saw something cool in my head...

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Badges...we don't need no stinking badges!

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Post by JustErin »

Tenn-RGR wrote:
JustErin wrote:Why is it so hard...

to piece together a coherent thought

after leave?


(my head is still back on the lake...or in it. I think) :lol:
What lake, point me to a good lake around here!! :lol:
Just a mere 23 hour drive to the great state of MN... :lol:

Great fishin'.... low humidity!
I just saw something cool in my head...

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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

JustErin wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote:
JustErin wrote:Why is it so hard...

to piece together a coherent thought

after leave?


(my head is still back on the lake...or in it. I think) :lol:
What lake, point me to a good lake around here!! :lol:
Just a mere 23 hour drive to the great state of MN... :lol:

Great fishin'.... low humidity!
You realize of course that by you and your family BYPASSING Texas on your way to NC, you also by passed a fishing event that would have had your family begging for more. Yes, the Pastors very own Ranger Boat in Matagorda Bay, kids catching fish bigger than themselves, wife sitting on the bow laughing, you getting drunk and disorderly. Fortunate for you, the offer is always open for any Ranger and his brood. Ask Earth Pig...Im one hell of a fishing guide. 8)
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I like Beer
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Post by Earthpig »

OMG! There's a huge fucking snake in my pants!! Holy cow! Get that thing outta...... oh.......nevermind.

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WLC sucks!
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Post by rgrpuck »

LEROY wrote:WLC sucks!

At least you have the balls to go .....Ford on the other hand .......... :roll:



You would think someone is asking him to go the Ranger School.....
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