Movie Reviews

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 7th, 2008, 5:37 am

The Eye, with hot-ass Jesica Alba

I resisted seeing this movie because the plot looked like any of the other billion movies about body parts that have a mind of their own; but, I was wrong. The story is fairly original, and pretty good. The downside of the movie is there's no naked Jesica Alba.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 7th, 2008, 5:37 am

Hellboy 2 comes out Friday. I can't wait.

LEROY · Post by **LEROY** » July 10th, 2008, 12:02 pm

Army of Darkness..."THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 11th, 2008, 6:44 am

LEROY wrote:Army of Darkness..."THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

One of my favorite movies.

Another one of my favorite movies came on tv last night.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » July 11th, 2008, 8:02 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote: Another one of my favorite movies came on tv last night.

Big Trouble in Little China...a great flick. Saw that at the theatre when it came out. Kim Catrell would be half way hittable if she would just grow some teats....

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » July 11th, 2008, 8:49 am

Invictus wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote: Another one of my favorite movies came on tv last night.

Big Trouble in Little China...a great flick. Saw that at the theatre when it came out. Kim Catrell would be half way hittable if she would just grow some teats....

Yep Jack Burton......Thats the voice in my head when I read half of these posts.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » July 11th, 2008, 11:23 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote: I used to sometimes spank it to Scully, but now... she's way to fat in the trailer; I can't handle any more fat encounters.

She still looked pretty damn good in Last King of Scotland.

Japanese Starship Troopers Trailer

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 11th, 2008, 1:09 pm

Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.

Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.

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Now for something totally awesome.

Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.

Here's a teaser. NSFW!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » July 14th, 2008, 4:36 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.

Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.

****************************************************

Now for something totally awesome.

Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.

Here's a teaser. NSFW!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png

Was HellBoy 2 that short?

That may not be worth my 8 bucks then. Been wanting to see it, too.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » July 14th, 2008, 7:51 pm

Wanted

While a bit over the top (think Matrix) I thought it was just outstanding.
One of the stunts in it is possibly the best I've ever seen.
I'll definitely be buying this one.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 15th, 2008, 5:08 am

hit_it wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.

Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.

****************************************************

Now for something totally awesome.

Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.

Here's a teaser. NSFW!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png
Was HellBoy 2 that short?

That may not be worth my 8 bucks then. Been wanting to see it, too.

Sorry, what I meant at the time was I was going to see Hellboy in 1:02.

cams · Post by **cams** » July 15th, 2008, 9:37 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:The Eye, with hot-ass Jesica Alba

I resisted seeing this movie because the plot looked like any of the other billion movies about body parts that have a mind of their own; but, I was wrong. The story is fairly original, and pretty good. The downside of the movie is there's no naked Jesica Alba.

Seems to be the downside to every movie I've seen this year.

AngryPistols · Post by **AngryPistols** » July 16th, 2008, 2:58 pm

Awake is pretty good Jessica Alba movie with a good plot twist, but no nekkidity either.

Angry

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » July 16th, 2008, 4:52 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.

Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.

****************************************************

Now for something totally awesome.

Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.

Here's a teaser. NSFW!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png

Well, after your glowing review I ran right out and rented it.

I haven't been that disappointed since I got shot down by fat chicks at the Hidden Door...