Abell 9 and Hugmanay

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » December 31st, 2007, 12:17 pm

Happy Hugmanay (New Year) to all on the board.

I'd rather hang around you fuckers than watch an Englishman bleed.

Abell you are absolutely without question a man amongst men and the Man of the Year for ArmyRanger.com.

You are the example.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 31st, 2007, 1:07 pm

Here, here, I agree. [Stead starts singing] nuthing could be fiiiiiiner in Noooorth Caroliiiiiiner, er, I mean Texaaaaaas!.

All kidding aside Andy, u da man! Man, u da Ranger!

[Devil Stead to Stead: tell him to fuck off!]

[Angelic Stead to Stead: No, no, please don't, don't, don't do that]!

And a Happy (what Kilted Heathen said) to all!

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » December 31st, 2007, 2:06 pm

All what you guys said!

Scoty · Post by **Scoty** » December 31st, 2007, 5:28 pm

Yup..that old dude is alright...so to speak.

Ringing in the New Year with a gentleman named Jack!

Have a good one, men.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 31st, 2007, 8:47 pm

I'll drink to that!

RLTW
EP

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » December 31st, 2007, 8:56 pm

Happy New Year fuckers!

Me and Abell are damn near related (we are from West By God Virginia) since he grew up near my grandparent's place.

I've been absofuckinglutely AWOL from here for a while, I'm back now.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » December 31st, 2007, 10:01 pm

Happy New Year to everyone at ArmyRanger.com!!!

The Pastor is one of the best people I've ever met! Hope you have a great New Year!

BruteForce · Post by **BruteForce** » December 31st, 2007, 10:42 pm

..guess I'll throw in my touchy/feely too, with a big HAPPY NEW YEAR to the entire ArmyRanger.com membership!

At present, I'm surrounded by lovely ladies experiementing with various ways to get me shit-faced using various and sundry liquors mixed into martini format (the last one was something called an exploding orgasm, or words to that effect). :D

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » January 1st, 2008, 5:03 am

BruteForce wrote:..guess I'll throw in my touchy/feely too, with a big HAPPY NEW YEAR to the entire ArmyRanger.com membership!

At present, I'm surrounded by lovely ladies experiementing with various ways to get me shit-faced using various and sundry liquors mixed into martini format (the last one was something called an exploding orgasm, or words to that effect). :D

Exploding orgasms, huh? Definitely getcha some of that, soldier! ...and the rest of ya'll, too!

Happy New Year, Pastor! May you get some - all you hope for - and may your many projects go well in the new year! ;)

Blessings and prosperity to the ArmyRanger.com family. You put the fun back in disfunctional.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 1st, 2008, 5:16 am

FireFinder wrote:Happy New Year fuckers!

Me and Abell are damn near related (we are from West By God Virginia) since he grew up near my grandparent's place.

I've been absofuckinglutely AWOL from here for a while, I'm back now.

Damn Near ??!!?? I didnt think West Virginias had more than one strand of DNA.

Rock Island Ranger · January 1st, 2008, 5:22 am

Ya'll must be drunk. But thanks. If anyone cares to give me a blowjob....Im in.

I once told a 2 star General that gave me a letter of reprimand after 22 years of service that the only way it was gunna hurt is if he tied a brick to the paper and hit me in the head with it....so it is with awards. Awards without sex......no point.

You guys are a hoot.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 1st, 2008, 7:53 am

Tater Nuts wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Ya'll must be drunk. But thanks. If anyone cares to give me a blowjob....Im in.

You guys are a hoot.
At your age people wouldn't even think it was a blowjob. They would just think someone was trying to reinflate you to get the wrinkles out.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » January 1st, 2008, 8:09 am

rgrpuck wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Ya'll must be drunk. But thanks. If anyone cares to give me a blowjob....Im in.

You guys are a hoot.
At your age people wouldn't even think it was a blowjob. They would just think someone was trying to reinflate you to get the wrinkles out.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now, that was fuckin' funny!

And, for those of you from WVA, I'm a distant cousin also. Both halves of my immediate family are from the Huntington area. It's a beautiful state with decent folk.

Happy New Year. My New Year's resolutions are to get a dog, work a shitload of overtime, buy tires for my Jeep, and find a girlfriend that likes to have sex all the time but doesn't want a relationship, and isn't a blowpig.