I purchased a Teddy Bear this morning for $10.
I named him Mohammed.
This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30.
My question is, "Have I made a prophet?"
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Re: Tax question
Jim wrote:I purchased a Teddy Bear this morning for $10.
I named him Mohammed.
This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30.
My question is, "Have I made a prophet?"
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Re: Tax question
(imagine the sound of the old game show The Family Fude in response to your question)Jim wrote:My question is, "Have I made a prophet?"
AND THE ANSWER IS!!!!
Only if he was a dead one!!!
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Out of respect for the Teddy Bear, I would never name it Mohammed. But it would be an acceptable name for a sheep, goat, camel or hamster.
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Oh yes, my humor for the day!Ranger Bill wrote:Out of respect for the Teddy Bear, I would never name it Mohammed. But it would be an acceptable name for a sheep, goat, camel or hamster.
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
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SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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