The instructor looks outside and sees a helicopter. He tells her to grab it and log some hours. So the blonde walks out and gets into the helicopter. She takes off and rises about 100 feet. Everythings fines. 200 feet everythings fine. 500 feet everythings fine. 1000 feet and the helicopter drops out of the sky like seagull shit!!! CRASH!!!
The instructor runs over and finds the blonde inside the crash and asks her what happened. The blonde tells him that everything was going fine until she got cold and turned off the overhead fan!!