Blonde in flight school

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rangercamaro
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Blonde in flight school

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This blond signs up for flight school. She passes all the requirements up to the solo flights. She comes in and the instructor tells her to grab a plane and log some hours. The blond says ok and goes to the flight line to get her plane. About ten minutes later the blonde comes back in and tells the instructor that there are no more planes available.
The instructor looks outside and sees a helicopter. He tells her to grab it and log some hours. So the blonde walks out and gets into the helicopter. She takes off and rises about 100 feet. Everythings fines. 200 feet everythings fine. 500 feet everythings fine. 1000 feet and the helicopter drops out of the sky like seagull shit!!! CRASH!!!
The instructor runs over and finds the blonde inside the crash and asks her what happened. The blonde tells him that everything was going fine until she got cold and turned off the overhead fan!! :shock:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by lilman »

ouch nice burn on blonds :D :)
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Post by Draco »

:lol: :lol:

Good thing my GF isnt blonde!!
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Ya gotta love blondes!!!! :lol:
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blacksrt4 wrote:Ya gotta love blondes!!!! :lol:
Ain't that a fact!

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