3 men and a woman

[Steadfast]

A group of men were becoming increasing hostile towards each other as they claimed the right to this woman. She is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She had bright red hair, blue eyes and olive skin.She is standing there with her hands on her hips. She has a button up blouse but showing volumptous breast and very nice cleavage. She is wearing a long, down to the ankle skirt of ecru color. Her legs are totally covered but you know by looking at her her legs have to be drop dead gorgeous. Her blazing red hair was swept back into a pony tail. Her blue eyes shone brightly with her hair as the back drop. Her lips wore a ruby red lipstick but her cheeks weren't that strong looking. Her eyes definitely stood out.

The three started pushing each other until a mutual friend got them to stop. He convinced the men to each select one item of the woman that best respresents their nationality or heritage. They all agreed.

The Scott went first and was claiming the fact her hair was a bright red she had to be Scottish.

The crowd that gathered had some that clapped their approval.

The Irish man went next - exclaiming for all to look and see her beautiful irish baby blue eyes. She had to be Irish, he said.

More people had clapped more than the Scott.

The arab man went last saying by the color of her skin she was Arab. No one clapped. The Arab grabbed her skirt and ripped it from her waist. She wore no panties. The Arab pointed to her hairy bush and decreed, By the beard of Allah, She is mine.

The crowd was hootin' and hollerin' as she stood their naked from the waist down. The Scott and Irish men agreed with the Arab.

[Looon]

'the beard of allah'

[lilman]

sounds like u have a good idea on ur perfect women
and its not bad

[Blacksrt4]

[Ranger Hopps]

*clap* *clap* the mans a genius

Hopps

[Steadfast]

But was the bush red?

Since the Arab won, I would have to say no! DoorGunner, I would have to say that was one fine question tho.