Need Advice!
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Need Advice!
Ok, where to start.
Recently, I had a ...visitor...who decided to take up residence in my room. (Our rooms are 4 to a room, with a 6 ft wall between, so 2 to a room).
This "visitor" is a vile creature known as a cat. Since I am currently in ownership of a 3 ft blowdart gun with 10 inch spearhead darts, normally this wouldnt be an issue. The only problem...I cant find the fucker. But I can hear him all day and all night.
The two who live across the wall, they are on leave with the door locked. but I can still jump over the wall if need be.
Any advice on how to get rid of/kill the little bastard? Ive torn apart the room trying to find it, and it mocks me with its evil cat cries of jihad all night and all day. I am tempted to let it just start to death, a fitting end for the bastard, but since I cant find it, the end result of a dead rotting cat hidden somewhere aint appealing.
Any advice? and a case (yes, a full case) of a beer of your choice (the day I hit stateside in Apr) to the man who has the winning idea that lets me kill this little monster.
Recently, I had a ...visitor...who decided to take up residence in my room. (Our rooms are 4 to a room, with a 6 ft wall between, so 2 to a room).
This "visitor" is a vile creature known as a cat. Since I am currently in ownership of a 3 ft blowdart gun with 10 inch spearhead darts, normally this wouldnt be an issue. The only problem...I cant find the fucker. But I can hear him all day and all night.
The two who live across the wall, they are on leave with the door locked. but I can still jump over the wall if need be.
Any advice on how to get rid of/kill the little bastard? Ive torn apart the room trying to find it, and it mocks me with its evil cat cries of jihad all night and all day. I am tempted to let it just start to death, a fitting end for the bastard, but since I cant find it, the end result of a dead rotting cat hidden somewhere aint appealing.
Any advice? and a case (yes, a full case) of a beer of your choice (the day I hit stateside in Apr) to the man who has the winning idea that lets me kill this little monster.
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OIF V-VII, Ramadi, Iraq
116th MP CO 20 Mar 07-Present
OIF VII - Present Iraq
"The turning of the tide in battle always begins with one Soldier's decision to return to the fray..."
I know cats aren't everyone's favorite creature, but I feel that it should be pointed out here that Iraqi cats aren't like American cats - they're survivors. That means they eat bugs (including camel spiders), mice, rats, etc. As long as it's not going to the bathroom in your abode, then I would leave it be. I'd rather have a cat than a camel spider running around my area.
Of course, if you still feel the need to kill it lure it out with some food (probably the reason it's in your area in the first place) and kill however you like. I don't recommend discharging your weapon on the fob, so outside of that a nice heavy rock should do the trick. Practice hitting a cat sized target from ten feet a few times to make sure you're ready and then go for it.
Of course, if you still feel the need to kill it lure it out with some food (probably the reason it's in your area in the first place) and kill however you like. I don't recommend discharging your weapon on the fob, so outside of that a nice heavy rock should do the trick. Practice hitting a cat sized target from ten feet a few times to make sure you're ready and then go for it.
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Well, being a cat owner myself, I would agree that allowing it to live would be sage advice. Cats are awesome at cleaning up any vermin (spiders, bugs, etc) in your abode.
If however you decide that death should be the only conclusion, get a small tuna can, leave it out and he will surface (if he can) fairly quickly to investigate/eat said Tuna.
If however you decide that death should be the only conclusion, get a small tuna can, leave it out and he will surface (if he can) fairly quickly to investigate/eat said Tuna.
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Ok, I should clarify a bit. I dont neccessarily want to kill it, just to get it out. There are only 3 reasons for this.
(1) damned thing has been meowing up a storm all night and all day for 3 full days now.
(2) It uses my roommates side of the room as a litterbox...never can catch him doing it but always find the crap...ahh story of the life of a Spc....always finding crap
(3) my roommate is semi-allergic to them (I didnt know you could be semi-allergic, but he is, hes got a profile for it and everything...a profile to stay away from cats...wtf)
As long as the cat stops meowing, I dont care where it lives, it can live under my bed for all I care but for the past 3 nights, (its already 0100 now, so 4 nights) I have stayed awake, eventually going to sleep outside. It gets old and mosquitos sucks!
Thanks to all the Rangers for your opinions though.
And Ranger 42L5V, my company isnt allowed to mount the Mark 19 b/c our commander is a moron who ND'ed the 19 first day in country on...ON....Fob Sykes. So our BC said no more 19s, 50's and below only :(
(1) damned thing has been meowing up a storm all night and all day for 3 full days now.
(2) It uses my roommates side of the room as a litterbox...never can catch him doing it but always find the crap...ahh story of the life of a Spc....always finding crap
(3) my roommate is semi-allergic to them (I didnt know you could be semi-allergic, but he is, hes got a profile for it and everything...a profile to stay away from cats...wtf)
As long as the cat stops meowing, I dont care where it lives, it can live under my bed for all I care but for the past 3 nights, (its already 0100 now, so 4 nights) I have stayed awake, eventually going to sleep outside. It gets old and mosquitos sucks!
Thanks to all the Rangers for your opinions though.
And Ranger 42L5V, my company isnt allowed to mount the Mark 19 b/c our commander is a moron who ND'ed the 19 first day in country on...ON....Fob Sykes. So our BC said no more 19s, 50's and below only :(
B/787 MP Training Btn 03 Nov 05-1 Apr 05
300th MP CO 16 Apr 05-20 Mar 07
OIF V-VII, Ramadi, Iraq
116th MP CO 20 Mar 07-Present
OIF VII - Present Iraq
"The turning of the tide in battle always begins with one Soldier's decision to return to the fray..."
300th MP CO 16 Apr 05-20 Mar 07
OIF V-VII, Ramadi, Iraq
116th MP CO 20 Mar 07-Present
OIF VII - Present Iraq
"The turning of the tide in battle always begins with one Soldier's decision to return to the fray..."
31B_Soldier wrote:And Ranger 42L5V, my company isnt allowed to mount the Mark 19 b/c our commander is a moron who ND'ed the 19 first day in country on...ON....Fob Sykes. So our BC said no more 19s, 50's and below only :(
And he's still in command? I relieved a gunner for shooting 3 rounds of a M249 into a loading berm...
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Sounds like a black op mission for the Pastor.
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Roger Ranger 42L5V,
Hes still in command....naturally we call him Capt America cause hes great at saving his own ass, and thinks hes Gods Gift to the American Army.
Dont ask me how the hell he kept his command....had I done that I probably would be an E-1 making nothing...
Hes still in command....naturally we call him Capt America cause hes great at saving his own ass, and thinks hes Gods Gift to the American Army.
Dont ask me how the hell he kept his command....had I done that I probably would be an E-1 making nothing...
B/787 MP Training Btn 03 Nov 05-1 Apr 05
300th MP CO 16 Apr 05-20 Mar 07
OIF V-VII, Ramadi, Iraq
116th MP CO 20 Mar 07-Present
OIF VII - Present Iraq
"The turning of the tide in battle always begins with one Soldier's decision to return to the fray..."
300th MP CO 16 Apr 05-20 Mar 07
OIF V-VII, Ramadi, Iraq
116th MP CO 20 Mar 07-Present
OIF VII - Present Iraq
"The turning of the tide in battle always begins with one Soldier's decision to return to the fray..."
Follow the meow.31B_Soldier wrote:Ok, I should clarify a bit. I dont neccessarily want to kill it, just to get it out. There are only 3 reasons for this.
(1) damned thing has been meowing up a storm all night and all day for 3 full days now.
Who cares if it's your room mate who has to deal with the cat's poop and hair?(2) It uses my roommates side of the room as a litterbox...never can catch him doing it but always find the crap...ahh story of the life of a Spc....always finding crap
(3) my roommate is semi-allergic to them (I didnt know you could be semi-allergic, but he is, hes got a profile for it and everything...a profile to stay away from cats...wtf)
You can always lay some food out and feed the thing a little bit. It's probably pissed off that it got the hadji ticket in life.As long as the cat stops meowing, I dont care where it lives, it can live under my bed for all I care but for the past 3 nights, (its already 0100 now, so 4 nights) I have stayed awake, eventually going to sleep outside. It gets old and mosquitos sucks!
Thanks to all the Rangers for your opinions though.
And Ranger 42L5V, my company isnt allowed to mount the Mark 19 b/c our commander is a moron who ND'ed the 19 first day in country on...ON....Fob Sykes. So our BC said no more 19s, 50's and below only :(
Did you ever think of changing units?
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I cant believe you even came on this board and asked the question....
My son, (using my best Pastorial voice), not ALL Cats need killen. In fact, only the ones I come into contact with. But if the little motherfucker is eating vermin.....here is my loving advise...
Ear plugs. Now shut the fuck up or burn your building down.
My son, (using my best Pastorial voice), not ALL Cats need killen. In fact, only the ones I come into contact with. But if the little motherfucker is eating vermin.....here is my loving advise...
Ear plugs. Now shut the fuck up or burn your building down.
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Is the cat stuck on the other side? If you can't, find a Private who can break into the room and get the cat out of there. Feed him outside and keep him around to thin out the vermin.
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If the Muslim cat meows to an American cat, will they understand each other?
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If the Muslim cat meows to an American cat, will they understand each other?
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!Abell9 wrote:I cant believe you even came on this board and asked the question....
My son, (using my best Pastorial voice), not ALL Cats need killen. In fact, only the ones I come into contact with. But if the little motherfucker is eating vermin.....here is my loving advise...
Ear plugs. Now shut the fuck up or burn your building down.
I was waiting for that. I almost spit gatorade on my lap top....
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Duty a mountain; Death a feather.
One of these days I'll start off slow...
Duty a mountain; Death a feather.
One of these days I'll start off slow...