In behind him comes a HUGE black guy.
The skinny guy looks at him in awe and you can see the questions in his eyes.
The black guy says, " 7' tall, 300 lbs., 15" cock and 3 lb balls, Turner Brown."
The skinny white guy drops like a sack of shit to the floor. Just faints straight away.
So the black guy bends down and shakes him, he's saying, "Hey you alright? People always ask me how big I am, I saw the look in your eyes and figured I'd just get it over with. Why did you faint?"
The white guy says, "I thought you said 'turn around'!"
