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RoC
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Hello Rangers,

I have always wanted to know that if you juiced before you joined the Army could it be found at MEPs?
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If you piss hot, then you're screwed.

period.

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They are not testing for that there. They are looking for the usual drugs that ppl. do. So when your in the parking lot of MEPS don't spark up a fatty and do a line of coke. Even so you can come back in 6mo. I think. With the mark of a shit bag, of course.

P.S. wait till you get to 1/75 to juice. Then you can go on a 'roid rage and pull a shot gun on your best friend for taking home some girl that you like. Of course have a can of cope in your possession so you can put in a fat dip as you sit in the back of your truck, with said shot gun, and wait for the cops. Or you can just attempt to run an off duty cop over after a night of drinking and then go SF when you get RFS'd. Any way, good luck :D
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WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
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hit_it wrote:WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
X2

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RoC wrote:Hello Rangers,

I have always wanted to know that if you juiced before you joined the Army could it be found at MEPs?
The shrunken testicles and bitch tits (Gynecomastia) may clue the MDs about your juicing. :lol:
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RoC wrote:Hello Rangers,

I have always wanted to know that if you juiced before you joined the Army could it be found at MEPs?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You know, I read an article in Scientific American today about how scientists are able to reverse mental retardation in lab mice.

It seems to me that when they get to human testing, this assclown is an ideal candidate.
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Post by Fishboy »

I don't know but I heard Chris Benoit tried to join the army but got popped for roids at meps.......................

ended up a wrestler instead.
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RoC wrote:Hello Rangers,

I have always wanted to know that if you juiced before you joined the Army could it be found at MEPs?
Are you fucking serious?
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