A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked
him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said.
"I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!"
exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man
looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
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A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
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RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
