Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline
read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
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The Rod Stewart Gang? How the fuck can anybody be that stupid? Nevermind, I already answered that question myself.
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Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant