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RRDTm3
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Post by RRDTm3 »

TO ALL THE KIDS

WHO SURVIVED the
50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we
rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.


We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and
NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !
!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day .
And we were O.K.



We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down
the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, XBoxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms. ......
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law!

These generations have pr oduced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

HOW TO

DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them . . CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as
kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives

for our own good
A co 3/75
RRD
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"I will never out rank stupid people"

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Scoty
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Post by Scoty »

Damn good. I'll be sure to pass this on to these fucking whiney, safetynet toting, over-parenting, freaks here in my AO.


*Edited for really shitty spelling*
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Post by Fishboy »

good post!!!!

in my best Homer Simpson voice' "it's funny cause it's true...."
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOOT IT OUT!
Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.

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RRDTm3
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Post by RRDTm3 »

Scoty wrote:
*Edited for really shitty spelling*
It was a fucking cut & and paste ya COCKSUCKER!
A co 3/75
RRD
RIP/PRC
Ranger Instructor 4th RTB
H co LRS
WTC
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"I will never out rank stupid people"

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Scoty
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Post by Scoty »

RRDTm3 wrote:
Scoty wrote:
*Edited for really shitty spelling*
It was a fucking cut & and paste ya COCKSUCKER!
:lol: :lol: ...uh..that was my shitty spelling that was corrected..
MrsDocMac

Post by MrsDocMac »

They actually sided with the law!
Sided with it, my parents called them! :lol:
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