Louisiana Women

[Speedracer]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house

and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from
Mississippi. He had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,
he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a
huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Louisiana. He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every

meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
dishwasher.

[289sotherhalf]

[LLUbetterhalf]

A man married a girl from Louisiana. They were in the bedroom on their 'marriage night'. The man takes off his pants and throws them at his new wife and says, "Put these on."

She does and tells him, "They don't fit."

"That's right," says the husband. "I am the one that wears the pants in this family."

The wife takes off her panties and throws them at her new husband and says, "Put those on."

The husband says, "I can't fit in those."

She says, "That's right and you never will with that attitude!"