Random thought of the moment.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » February 7th, 2007, 2:33 pm

I just touched myself looking at Southern Blonde's Avatar...

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 7th, 2007, 3:03 pm

Tyra Banks is on the cover of last weekâ€™s People Magazine. She looks like she has a penis. :?

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » February 8th, 2007, 8:57 am

It's -9 with a wind chill of -25. Hurray for me!!!

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » February 8th, 2007, 9:49 am

From my days in C Co 2/75 weapons

This was the answer to any question starting with where?

as in "Where is my U.S. Calvary magazine???"
"If it was up your ass kickin field goals you'd know where it was wouldn't you?"

You could also add-
Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or playing canasta after the field goals, as in:

"If it was up your ass kickin field goals, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich playing canasta you'd know where it was wouldn't ya?"

You were very often told to
"Shut your cock garage"
or what's wrong got "sand in your clit?"

but my favorie of all time has to be when a member of the spec 4 mafia was not addressed as "specialist" by a private.

As in "Biggs could you help me out over here?"

and the reply from Specialist Biggs to said private-

"What, fishin buddy? Canasta partner? motherfucker?.... get the fuck down retard"

Steve1/75 · Post by **Steve1/75** » February 8th, 2007, 10:04 am

72 virgins really isnâ€™t a lot for an eternity.

Rock Island Ranger · February 8th, 2007, 11:04 am

Man....colder as a MOTHER FUCKER here today. Down to about 69 degree's. Had to pull out a long sleeved shit....fuck...I HATE this cold shit......

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 8th, 2007, 12:30 pm

Midgets, Midgets everywhere and not a one is pink.

Rock Island Ranger · February 8th, 2007, 12:53 pm

Darksaga wrote:Midgets, Midgets everywhere and not a one is pink.

Assholes, assholes everywhere and everyone is a Marine.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 8th, 2007, 2:28 pm

Abell9 wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Midgets, Midgets everywhere and not a one is pink.
Assholes, assholes everywhere and everyone is a Marine.

Sounds like your trolling for dates again.

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » February 8th, 2007, 4:23 pm

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 9th, 2007, 9:52 am

What to do at the office....

Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » February 11th, 2007, 3:59 pm

My kid has a popcorn tin on his head saying "It's my helmet!!" and yelling for my other kid to "Hey! Hit my Helmet!!"' :?