List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » January 21st, 2007, 4:16 pm

Jurena wrote:Trust me, when you enlist, as your shitty intro says you are, you would NEVER walk up to us in the chow hall and start discussing Boise fucking State football.

For being a guy who doesn't light people up, you are a natural.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » January 21st, 2007, 4:38 pm

I can't recall which Hooah said it, but... loosely paraphrased...

"I have to beat my junk like it owed me money."

I still fucking laugh when I say that... I will be using that line from here on out!!!

RLTW

CatFish Driver · Post by **CatFish Driver** » January 22nd, 2007, 6:20 pm

The Holmchicken wrote:

"These girls are just a clearing barrel for dicks."

Fuckin Priceless.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 23rd, 2007, 11:04 am

Silverback wrote:
quote wrote:Sucks getting old.
There's a difference between getting old and being a pussy. When you're a pussy people wanna fuck with you, when you're getting old people ignore you...You are obviously not getting ignored...PUSSY!

Instant classic of one of life's truism's.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » January 23rd, 2007, 2:43 pm

Silverback wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:Well, I did say
Zonk 1/75 wrote: Whimpering like a little bitch............
so I am not in denial at least! (Unlike some of you)
Denial...isn't that a river in Egypt?

From the same thread. And the hits just keep on coming!

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » January 24th, 2007, 8:15 am

Parabellum wrote:If they would have beat that kid on a regular basis it would have worked.

Animals, children, and privates are the same. They learn through pain and repitition.

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » January 24th, 2007, 8:32 am

Jim wrote:I was underwhelmed.

This is an instant classic from yesterday.

toad · Post by **toad** » January 24th, 2007, 8:51 pm

Creeping Death wrote:
Go where you are told. Do what you are told. And don't be a Goddamn pussy. That's all you really need to know, if you want to get right down to it.

Great advice for any DEP!!!

cams · Post by **cams** » January 25th, 2007, 8:22 am

Horned Toad wrote:

I called the goofy acting company he is supposed to work for. It was a message in french, since I dont parley vu coward, I told them the need to get his shit off the web or put a disclaimer there, I also told them to speak English

Fucking beautiful.

cams · Post by **cams** » January 25th, 2007, 11:56 am

GSXRanger wrote:I can't recall which Hooah said it, but... loosely paraphrased...

"I have to beat my junk like it owed me money."

I still fucking laugh when I say that... I will be using that line from here on out!!!

RLTW

Beat it like it owes ya money and won't pay you back!!

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » January 26th, 2007, 10:13 pm

Flesh Thorn wrote:Shitstain ? Is that kind of like the shitstain that appears in your Depends after the cat is finished licking the meat grease off your little weenie ?

I pissed a little in my britches when I read this