A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10."
"What about one my size?" The husband asked.
"Didn't get a bid!"
Pissed off, the next morning he told his wife he'd had a dream too: "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for $1000 and the loose ones for $10."
"What about ones like mine?" She asked.
"Thats where they held the auction!"
Dream Auction
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Dream Auction
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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BS502 wrote:So um...where's he buried?





Oh, come on, give the guy a break, she shouldn't have been such a smartass....


~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
Re: Dream Auction
289sotherhalf wrote:"What about ones like mine?" She asked.
"Thats where they held the auction!"




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Re: Dream Auction
Maybe she meant his was "priceless"???289sotherhalf wrote:"What about one my size?" The husband asked.
"Didn't get a bid!"

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