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A woman meets the men of her dreams at her sister's funeral.
However due to some unforseeable events they get seperated and she never learns his name or gets his digits. She asks around feverishly if anyone knew the guy but to her dissapointment noone does.

Two weeks later the woman in question kills her sister.

Why?
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German233 wrote:A woman meets the men of her dreams at her sister's funeral.
However due to some unforseeable events they get seperated and she never learns his name or gets his digits. She asks around feverishly if anyone knew the guy but to her dissapointment noone does.

Two weeks later the woman in question kills her sister.

Why?
The man was her father, she fucked him, then had an abortion.
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German233 wrote:A woman meets the men of her dreams at her sister's funeral.
However due to some unforseeable events they get seperated and she never learns his name or gets his digits. She asks around feverishly if anyone knew the guy but to her dissapointment noone does.

Two weeks later the woman in question kills her sister.

Why?
To get to the other side!
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Post by German233 »

BS502
To see the stranger again.

You are correct! She hopes that she will see him at her sisters funeral. It is a profiling question for serial killers. Only ca 5% of the general population get it right. :wink:
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The man was her father, she fucked him, then had an abortion.
:shock: I don't even know what to say to that answer! Thank you Ranger X :D :D :D
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Damn Ranger EC way to make my answer pointless! :D

A Cop actually told me the story, that lying SOB! :twisted: :D

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BS502 wrote:To see the stranger again.
SNOPES wrote:If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.
You freaked me out a bit for a second BigSis!

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SmileyTFJ wrote:
BS502 wrote:To see the stranger again.
SNOPES wrote:If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.
You freaked me out a bit for a second BigSis!

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Lumber...........
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Hoover wrote:Lumber...........
That could be an answer, Ranger Hoover, but that's not it.
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Post by Hoover »

Well...since you're a lady I'll say fingernails??????
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Hoover wrote:Well...since you're a lady I'll say fingernails??????
That's it, Ranger Hoover. :D
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Woof!!!!!!! :wink:
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