List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 7th, 2006, 1:38 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
loving_a_ranger wrote:...Any specialized advice as to how I get a Ranger to fall for me? Nobody in my civilian world has been of any help.
Lay down by your dish, bitch.

Instant classic...

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 10th, 2006, 12:06 pm

xray wrote:What's the point of giving advice when you don't respond to it..

Now I know why I dont give advice.

Piss off

Classic X-Ray.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 14th, 2006, 6:07 am

K.Ingraham wrote:'If cats really did taste like chicken,
we'd all be eating pussy'

K.Ingraham shares his wisdom with the Pastor.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » August 14th, 2006, 1:20 pm

Veteran Borebrush wrote:IF they openly put gays in the military, then I'll reenlist as a gynocologist assistant... Anyone bitches about me rubbin one out while watching exams is intolerant and should have to go to sensitivity training...

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 14th, 2006, 10:00 pm

MrsDocMac wrote:
Veteran Borebrush wrote:IF they openly put gays in the military, then I'll reenlist as a gynocologist assistant... Anyone bitches about me rubbin one out while watching exams is intolerant and should have to go to sensitivity training...

Yes Ma'am, that was a good one... :D :D :D

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 18th, 2006, 8:07 am

rgrpuck wrote:
Vee wrote:
chkray wrote: A more gullible woman I have yet to meet.

Yer married aren't ya?

......classic......

Classic, indeed.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » August 28th, 2006, 7:39 pm

Ranger Silverback wrote:Here's an additional thought. Tell your recruiter "that for reasons undetermined you have decided he is an ass clown unworthy of wiping a Ranger's Ass!"

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » August 28th, 2006, 7:56 pm

Ranger Hobbit wrote:A new word will be introduced into the popular lexicon of LEOdom: any embarassingly stupid cop/DA will be known foreverafter the Jon Benet Ramsey case, as a "boulder".

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 31st, 2006, 7:08 am

IntelToad wrote:After reading all of that I'm convinced that Ninjas are way cool and get all of the chicks...please refer to me as Shaolin IntelToad from now on.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » September 6th, 2006, 5:34 pm

Ranger X wrote:

Let's see....

A color blind hump back who is concerned about the differences between SFAS and RIP.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 6th, 2006, 6:26 pm

SkyShark wrote:Ranger X wrote:

Let's see....

A color blind hump back who is concerned about the differences between SFAS and RIP.

Thalaskir wrote:Roger that. Colorblind humpback out.

engineersoldier1 · September 13th, 2006, 10:15 am

Abell9 wrote:
hobbit wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Well, were you aware that my give a shit is far less that your give a shit about my give a shit.

Sorry for interuption on your love fest Scot, me and this old fuck are having intellectually stimulating dialoge.
You'd need an electron microscope to grasp the insignificance of my don't give a shit about your don't give a shit about my don't give a shit about your don't give a shit.

Impossible, Sir Hobbitt...smaller than the insignificannce of the smaller electrons you merely THINK are small, my give a shit is so fucking small, it makes your give a shit about my shit seem like a a D-9 bulldozer next to a rat turd. Your give a shit about my give a shit which is the one I dont give a shit about is like comparing rocks to string theory....I win.....now fuck off.

thats some funny shit

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » September 14th, 2006, 7:44 am

RTO Wrote:

fuuuuuck....... better de-fog the scuba gear before she gets home, cuz you ain't getting any tonight.

Thanks for starting my day off right brother.