That's it, Ranger Invictus. That movie was hilarious.Invictus wrote:
Listen, Mieke...I don't want to arrange any meetings with you, you sick, German freak. So please keep your hands off my genitals, and never write to me again, and don't come to America. Goodbye.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing over here.
Eurotrip
"Scotty doesn't know" is Matt Damon's finest hour!!
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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To call the police you push...nine, one, one. Just tell them to bring an ambulance. Or a "hearst," if you're gonna kill me.
Yes, ma'am. I need the police sent over here to the Wheatley house. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade. Yes, ma'am. I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks with it. That second one just plumb near cut his head in two. It's a little old white house...on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a truck out front, says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. I'll be sitting here waiting on you. And Doyle said besides sending the police...you might wanna send an ambulance...or a "hearst." Thank you.
~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
subcomunic8r wrote:Well, sir, the roadwheel's cracked. Kaminski drank our brakes. We're low on petrol. The battery's low. We're losing oil. If the engine heats up it's gonna seize. The terrain, obviously against us. We have no rations. The Mujas behind us don't seem to run on rations, petrol, or anything we know of. And they have an RPG. Their aim is getting better. Sir.
"The Beast"
CSM RGRPUCK
CL 3-88
Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Jan- July "04)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan 07- Jan 08 )
Operation Enduring Freedom (Aug 09- Jan 10 )
CL 3-88
Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Jan- July "04)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan 07- Jan 08 )
Operation Enduring Freedom (Aug 09- Jan 10 )
My buddy Carl.289sotherhalf wrote:To call the police you push...nine, one, one. Just tell them to bring an ambulance. Or a "hearst," if you're gonna kill me.Yes, ma'am. I need the police sent over here to the Wheatley house. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade. Yes, ma'am. I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks with it. That second one just plumb near cut his head in two. It's a little old white house...on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a truck out front, says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. I'll be sitting here waiting on you. And Doyle said besides sending the police...you might wanna send an ambulance...or a "hearst." Thank you.
"slingblade"
CSM RGRPUCK
CL 3-88
Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Jan- July "04)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan 07- Jan 08 )
Operation Enduring Freedom (Aug 09- Jan 10 )
CL 3-88
Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Jan- July "04)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan 07- Jan 08 )
Operation Enduring Freedom (Aug 09- Jan 10 )
"Y'all got any biscuits with mustard on 'em...ummm hummm"rgrpuck wrote:My buddy Carl.289sotherhalf wrote:To call the police you push...nine, one, one. Just tell them to bring an ambulance. Or a "hearst," if you're gonna kill me.Yes, ma'am. I need the police sent over here to the Wheatley house. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade. Yes, ma'am. I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks with it. That second one just plumb near cut his head in two. It's a little old white house...on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a truck out front, says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. I'll be sitting here waiting on you. And Doyle said besides sending the police...you might wanna send an ambulance...or a "hearst." Thank you.
"slingblade"
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"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
"Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country..."
RLTW
GLORYBOYS!!!
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RLTW
GLORYBOYS!!!
Aco 3/75 Rgr Rgt 1st Plt Wpns 00/02
BigSis61502 wrote:"Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us."
A Christmas Story! That line gave it away...You used up all the glue on purpose!!!
"You're never beaten until you admit it."
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