Movie Quotes

[cams]

"Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight"


"Oh, my..."

Sounds like a Jack Nicholson rant...?

[rgrpuck]

"Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight"


"Oh, my..."

Sounds like a Jack Nicholson rant...?

Kevin costner ...Bull Durham

[rgrpuck]

“No – oh -I don’t believe – oh – ah – oh – oh – oh, sweet mystery of life at last I found you.â€

[SkyShark]

Lee Marvin was the shit in that movie.

[Everett Ruess]

"Taste some of mama's home cookin'!" *BANG*

[Everett Ruess]

"OK, who's the U-boat commander?"

[Ranger Bill]

Which one of you guys wants to be a general?

Pinkley?

What kind of general, sir?

Just a plain, ordinary, every day, home-lovin' American general.

I'd rather be a civilian, sir.

____________________________

Shoot any officers you see in there.

Who ? Ours or theirs ?

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Donanld Sutherlund - The Dirty Dozen

[IntelToad]

Three quotes from one of my favorite films of all time-

"She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."

"This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe."

"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say 'Jack Robinson'."