Religious

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » April 6th, 2004, 9:59 am

college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine--just released from active duty and newly registered in the class--walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!! At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent....waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?

"God was busy. He sent me."

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 6th, 2004, 10:00 am

Ranger Hopps · Post by **Ranger Hopps** » April 6th, 2004, 10:28 am

God works in mysterious ways! :D

Hopps

Cat · Post by **Cat** » April 7th, 2004, 12:32 pm

Gizmo wrote:God works in mysterious ways! :D

Hopps

Yes He sure does Gizmo :D

Ranger Hopps · Post by **Ranger Hopps** » April 7th, 2004, 12:39 pm

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 7th, 2004, 8:16 pm

SOMEBODY! SOMEBODY! Please get this freakin dog outta here or I shall kick it for a field goal!

Oh I don't have to worry, it's only hahahahaha Hobbs. Good, I only need do a punt.

Ranger Hopps · Post by **Ranger Hopps** » April 7th, 2004, 8:27 pm

i'm getting this feeling in my stomach as though this will NEVER end

Gizmo

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 7th, 2004, 9:14 pm

With luck, this name will follow you into the military. You deserve it.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 7th, 2004, 9:16 pm

Steadfast wrote:With luck, this name will follow you into the military. You deserve it.

I think we will put in a good word for you with Ranger H8train.

He could have you put your avatar on the front of you k pot.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 7th, 2004, 9:20 pm

RGR Luna wrote:
Steadfast wrote:With luck, this name will follow you into the military. You deserve it.
I think we will put in a good word for you with Ranger H8train. He could have you put your avatar on the front of you k pot.

earlier than that Luna, Send him mail and call his DI a faggot and say no one will dare call our buddy here Gizmo or Gizmo will fuck his mother! hahahahahaha!

McD · Post by **McD** » April 8th, 2004, 3:01 am

Nice SS

Ranger Hopps · Post by **Ranger Hopps** » April 8th, 2004, 9:10 am

Steadfast wrote:
RGR Luna wrote:
Steadfast wrote:With luck, this name will follow you into the military. You deserve it.
I think we will put in a good word for you with Ranger H8train. He could have you put your avatar on the front of you k pot.
earlier than that Luna, Send him mail and call his DI a faggot and say no one will dare call our buddy here Gizmo or Gizmo will fuck his mother! hahahahahaha!

ohhhh shit! i was playing basketball yesterday and the day before, and there was a guy down there playing and his nickname was GIZMO! he was a short stubby guy about 5ft2in and was just tall enough not to be considered a midget!

i just hope this name doesnt stick with me! go back to pitbull!! Ranger EP help me out

Hopps

Post by **Ranger** » April 8th, 2004, 9:21 am

You will sign your name 'Gizmo' until further notice.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 8th, 2004, 11:11 am

Ranger wrote:You will sign your name 'Gizmo' until further notice.