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Nugget wrote:My Mom used to watch my niece when I was younger. One time I come home on leave and my 4 year old niece says to me " You want a piece of me Ranger pussy!"

My mouth dropped to the floor. :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMMFAO!!!!

WTF!!! Hahahahahahaa!! This is crackin' me up! Nice thread Luna!
Well thanks!! My 6yr old son is always coming up with some funny shit. He cracks me up on a daily basis. Kids are freaking hilarious!

Walking to the mailbox he'll let me know that a car is coming by yelling: "Dad, incoming on your left!!!"

Or when he farts: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger Luna wrote:
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Ranger Luna wrote:LMMFAO!!!!

WTF!!! Hahahahahahaa!! This is crackin' me up! Nice thread Luna!
Well thanks!! My 6yr old son is always coming up with some funny shit. He cracks me up on a daily basis. Kids are freaking hilarious!

Walking to the mailbox he'll let me know that a car is coming by yelling: "Dad, incoming on your left!!!"

Or when he farts: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Back blast area all clear? :lol: :lol:
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I called my son Hunter from work a while back to say goodnight to him (he's eight), he answers the phone an I says, "Hi is Hunter there?" (fully knowing it was him but messing with him just the same)

His reply, "This is he who is speaking."

I fell out just laughing!! Cracked me up!! Guess it was him that was messing with me!!!
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cams wrote:I called my son Hunter from work a while back to say goodnight to him (he's eight), he answers the phone an I says, "Hi is Hunter there?" (fully knowing it was him but messing with him just the same)

His reply, "This is he who is speaking."

I fell out just laughing!! Cracked me up!! Guess it was him that was messing with me!!!
If my English 101 is still correct, that is a proper 'English' responce. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart boy you got!! 8)
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I read many a funny thing your kids said. LMFAO. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fishboy wrote:Talkin with my three year old Colby on the phone the other day, he tells me, Poppa, when you get home lets get your gun and go shoot sharks, sharks bite!

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Ranger Luna wrote:
cams wrote:I called my son Hunter from work a while back to say goodnight to him (he's eight), he answers the phone an I says, "Hi is Hunter there?" (fully knowing it was him but messing with him just the same)

His reply, "This is he who is speaking."

I fell out just laughing!! Cracked me up!! Guess it was him that was messing with me!!!
If my English 101 is still correct, that is a proper 'English' responce. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart boy you got!! 8)

Smart-ass is more like it! But thank you! He is awesome!

Someone reminded me of something he said about two/three months ago while we were watching TV.

I wanted to watch the Red Sox game, and he wanted to watch American Idol (he loves to sing and dance still), so I'm watchin' the game (LOL)when about a half hour later I realize that it is a repeat of last nights game!! DOH! Fuckin' dummy I am!!

He looks me right in the eye and says he's gettin' a lawyer because I made him miss American Idol!!

Little shit!! I told him he better send guns and money too!!
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cams wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:
cams wrote:I called my son Hunter from work a while back to say goodnight to him (he's eight), he answers the phone an I says, "Hi is Hunter there?" (fully knowing it was him but messing with him just the same)

His reply, "This is he who is speaking."

I fell out just laughing!! Cracked me up!! Guess it was him that was messing with me!!!
If my English 101 is still correct, that is a proper 'English' responce. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart boy you got!! 8)

Smart-ass is more like it! But thank you! He is awesome!

Someone reminded me of something he said about two/three months ago while we were watching TV.

I wanted to watch the Red Sox game, and he wanted to watch American Idol (he loves to sing and dance still), so I'm watchin' the game (LOL)when about a half hour later I realize that it is a repeat of last nights game!! DOH! Fuckin' dummy I am!!

He looks me right in the eye and says he's gettin' a lawyer because I made him miss American Idol!!

Little shit!! I told him he better send guns and money too!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He might tell you to 'pack a lunch, Pop!!' :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger Luna wrote:
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Ranger Luna wrote:If my English 101 is still correct, that is a proper 'English' responce. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart boy you got!! 8)

Smart-ass is more like it! But thank you! He is awesome!

Someone reminded me of something he said about two/three months ago while we were watching TV.

I wanted to watch the Red Sox game, and he wanted to watch American Idol (he loves to sing and dance still), so I'm watchin' the game (LOL)when about a half hour later I realize that it is a repeat of last nights game!! DOH! Fuckin' dummy I am!!

He looks me right in the eye and says he's gettin' a lawyer because I made him miss American Idol!!

Little shit!! I told him he better send guns and money too!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He might tell you to 'pack a lunch, Pop!!' :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wouldn't surprise me!! :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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cams wrote:Someone reminded me of something he said about two/three months ago while we were watching TV.

I wanted to watch the Red Sox game, and he wanted to watch American Idol (he loves to sing and dance still), so I'm watchin' the game (LOL)when about a half hour later I realize that it is a repeat of last nights game!! DOH! Fuckin' dummy I am!!

He looks me right in the eye and says he's gettin' a lawyer because I made him miss American Idol!!

Little shit!! I told him he better send guns and money too!!
:shock:
Uhh...gee, Ranger cams...I'm not sure which part of this story is funnier...the fact that you didn't realize you were watching a game that..um...wasn't actually happening :? or the fact that your child was ready to sue you over it! :lol: :lol:

Either way, I'd say you got a pretty clever boy there :wink:
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My great niece was about 3 at the time...

My sis (her grandmother) told her she better quit being so sassy. She replies "I'm not sexy, my daddy is sexy 'casue my momma told him he was." :lol:

The first thing my niece said when she was told what her daughter had said...."OMG, did she say that in front of dad?" :oops: :lol:
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote:Someone reminded me of something he said about two/three months ago while we were watching TV.

I wanted to watch the Red Sox game, and he wanted to watch American Idol (he loves to sing and dance still), so I'm watchin' the game (LOL)when about a half hour later I realize that it is a repeat of last nights game!! DOH! Fuckin' dummy I am!!

He looks me right in the eye and says he's gettin' a lawyer because I made him miss American Idol!!

Little shit!! I told him he better send guns and money too!!
:shock:
Uhh...gee, Ranger cams...I'm not sure which part of this story is funnier...the fact that you didn't realize you were watching a game that..um...wasn't actually happening :? or the fact that your child was ready to sue you over it! :lol: :lol:

Either way, I'd say you got a pretty clever boy there :wink:

Real funny SB, reaaal funny.....How's this for funny, BAN ALL WOMEN 'CEPT THE WIVES N MOTHERS!!! HA! Now that's fucking funny!!!! 8) :lol: :wink:

Actually it was funny, thinking to myself, "hey nice catch, that guys good, made the same catch last night too!!" DOH!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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