I got jokes!

[armychick787]

Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks,"what sound does a cow make?" Susie raises her hand and says moo. "Good job susie" says the teacher. Then she asks what sound does a duck make? Billy raises his hand and says quack. Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

[RTO]

dang that little Johnny is funny! :D

[RBL_M1A2Tanker]

Little Johnny knows all, sees all, hears all. Beware of Johnny.

[EvilCouch]

Funny shit, but we've got a special place for jokes, armychick787.

http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewforum.php?f=33

[Steadfast]

Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks,"what sound does a cow make?" Susie raises her hand and says moo. "Good job susie" says the teacher. Then she asks what sound does a duck make? Billy raises his hand and says quack. Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Obviously this is not a Ranger story as we never would have retrieved the dispatch without retrieving the body - something unheard of by you no doubt. Leaving our dead behind is unacceptable.


BTW, ya know we have a humor section - guess yiew are special to use the mosh pit.

http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewforum.php?f=33

I don't want to hear shit in defense.

[Bugsy]

Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"

Maybe I'm just in Asshole mode today (and I'm not even a L.E.O.) but referring to Law Enforcement Officers as a PIG just ain't fuckin funny to me. Save that Bullshit for your myspace account.

[82d11b2p]

Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"

Maybe I'm just in Asshole mode today (and I'm not even a L.E.O.) but referring to Law Enforcement Officers as a PIG just ain't fuckin funny to me. Save them kind of jokes for your myspace account.

As a LEO... those jokes are lame and old... but don't know any of us that really gives a shit... we give our kicks by taking those fucks to jail and watching them cry while they get booked in...

[Silverback]

Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"

Maybe I'm just in Asshole mode today (and I'm not even a L.E.O.) but referring to Law Enforcement Officers as a PIG just ain't fuckin funny to me. Save them kind of jokes for your myspace account.

As a LEO... those jokes are lame and old... but don't know any of us that really gives a shit... we give our kicks by taking those fucks to jail and watching them cry while they get booked in...

Good one.....OINK!

[Bugsy]

Maybe I'm just in Asshole mode today (and I'm not even a L.E.O.) but referring to Law Enforcement Officers as a PIG just ain't fuckin funny to me. Save them kind of jokes for your myspace account.

As a LEO... those jokes are lame and old... but don't know any of us that really gives a shit... we give our kicks by taking those fucks to jail and watching them cry while they get booked in...

Good one.....OINK!