List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » June 23rd, 2006, 4:34 am

Jim wrote:Joined: 0924
Banned: 1002

Gentlemen, we have a new record!!!

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 29th, 2006, 11:20 am

Tater Nuts wrote: I bet I could make a run for his armpits and he would pick up the pace.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 29th, 2006, 1:23 pm

Deleted wrote:
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Deleted wrote:I would love to have a future Ranger but it seems either my sperm is too strong for my wifes' uterus to handle or her uterus is weak because she keeps having no drops.
It helps if you allow her to remain concious during the act. I'm not really sure, I just heard that somewhere.
and dont put it in her ass every time

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 29th, 2006, 2:23 pm

Creeping Death wrote:What the fuck are you, now, the ArmyRanger.com speak and spell?

today may be some kind of record setter. I've been laughing for 4 hours.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » June 30th, 2006, 12:50 am

Horned Toad wrote:
you may not be able to run but your googlefu is strong :D

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » July 1st, 2006, 6:39 pm

Slowpoke wrote:In the 60's, everybody took acid to make the world look wierd.....now the world IS wierd, and everybody takes Prozac to make it look normal.

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » July 8th, 2006, 6:31 am

cams wrote: It is a Bible for Warriors, you either get it, or you don't. But we ain't having goddamned different versions of it to stuff in hotel room drawers for the retards.

Classic cams...

kclemens · Post by **kclemens** » July 8th, 2006, 4:13 pm

Admin...change the search button icon from a magnifiying glass to a dick.
I'll bet this asshole could find it then.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » July 14th, 2006, 11:58 am

cams wrote:I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother on a rice burner.

Just ain't the same as throwing a chic on the back of a 600lb. vibrator.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » July 14th, 2006, 12:34 pm

cams wrote:
SAVAGE^ wrote:Attention Rangers, I believe this is a major violation of OPSEC
Link:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 9f59b4341a
What in God's good name do you know about OPSEC?

I believe you are turning out to be a major violation of the Gene pool.

You're killing me....

Looon · Post by **Looon** » July 20th, 2006, 9:21 am

"WTF was that. I've taken shits that have given me more of an introduction." Scuba Wino

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » July 23rd, 2006, 1:58 pm

Tenn-RGR wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:Who wears desert camo fatigues in the woods?
Fat-slothlike airsoft fags that think they are Rangers.

Priceless

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 23rd, 2006, 10:52 pm

Jim wrote:What bothers me is the hypocrisy. She enjoyed a superb education at the taxpayerâ€™s expense; transferred to the Reserve and accepting all the benefits, and then she objects to deployment. Kind of like a kid who murders his parents and then asks the court for mercy because heâ€™s an orphan.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » July 24th, 2006, 10:35 am

Tater Nuts wrote:Ahhhhhhh Grasshopper, you must first post intro in proper forum before your stones get snatched.