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cams wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote: The plague of my AO. :wink:
True Ranger Tater Nuts but not the answer I'm looking for! :lol:

Hey now Johnny Rebs, you fags better lay off the ole' Yankee thing, we kicked your ass's once, we'll do it again. ('cept this time, I think I'd play for your team!) :wink: :lol:

Fuck that... Us yanbks in the south.... were just the sleeper cells who will cut you off at the knees next time you try and "rise" up....lol....and we know it wont happen during race car season, or craw-fish season...youll be too drunk to do shit..and inot in winter cuz your asses are too scared of the cold.... I think were safe for now
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Sleeper cells! Too funny !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cams wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
cams wrote:
Hey now Johnny Rebs, you fags better lay off the ole' Yankee thing, we kicked your ass's once, we'll do it again. ('cept this time, I think I'd play for your team!) :wink: :lol:
:? :? :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fucker.

I guess that didn't come out right did it?! :lol:
Set yourself up for that one didn't ya'? :D
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ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
I think the answer to this one is-- the numbers of the year look the same if you flipped them upside down.
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289sotherhalf wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
I think the answer to this one is-- the numbers of the year look the same if you flipped them upside down.
Correct Lisa!
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Post by MrsDocMac »

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:There are ten bags containing marbles. Each bag has at least 10 marbles in it. Nine of the bags contains only marbles weighting 10 grams each. One of the bags contains only marbles weighing nine grams each. Each bag has a different number of marbles in it. All of the marbles look exactly the same. The riddle is how can you know which bag has the nine gram marbles if the only device allowed to be used is a weighing scales which you can use only once?
C'mon, there's gotta be a math smartie out there somewhere...
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ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:There are ten bags containing marbles. Each bag has at least 10 marbles in it. Nine of the bags contains only marbles weighting 10 grams each. One of the bags contains only marbles weighing nine grams each. Each bag has a different number of marbles in it. All of the marbles look exactly the same. The riddle is how can you know which bag has the nine gram marbles if the only device allowed to be used is a weighing scales which you can use only once?
C'mon, there's gotta be a math smartie out there somewhere...
Place the bags in a row. Take one marble from the first bag, two from the second bag and so on. Use the scales to weigh all the marbles you have taken from the bags. If the number of grams ends in 9, it is the first bag with 9 gram marbles. The total for the other bags will end in 0 since 10s are being added. The single 9 shows up as the rightmost digit in the sum of all the weights. If the number of grams ends in 8, it is the second bag with the 9 gram marbles because 2 times 9 equals 18 and that will be added to the total producing a number ending in 8. A rightmost 7 means it is the third bag with the 9 gram marbles. In each case the rightmost digit reveals which bag contains the 9 gram marbles.


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Put all 55 marbles that you selected from the bags together on the balance. The number of grams that the total weight of these 55 marbles differs from 550 grams, is equal to the number of marbles of 9 grams that are among those 55 marbles, and that is equal to the number of the bag which contains only marbles of 9 grams.
It's all good.
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Post by RTO »

Wow Skyshark!

I'm really impressed with how well you located the website the answer was on! :lol:
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
cams wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: :? :? :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fucker.

I guess that didn't come out right did it?! :lol:
Set yourself up for that one didn't ya'? :D

Sure did Ranger. Fucker couldn't let it go could ya?!! :lol: I'd be disappointed if you did! :twisted:

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In at every window and every door crack,
Round and round the house and never a track,
What is it?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

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Post by MrsDocMac »

SkyShark wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:There are ten bags containing marbles. Each bag has at least 10 marbles in it. Nine of the bags contains only marbles weighting 10 grams each. One of the bags contains only marbles weighing nine grams each. Each bag has a different number of marbles in it. All of the marbles look exactly the same. The riddle is how can you know which bag has the nine gram marbles if the only device allowed to be used is a weighing scales which you can use only once?
C'mon, there's gotta be a math smartie out there somewhere...
Place the bags in a row. Take one marble from the first bag, two from the second bag and so on. Use the scales to weigh all the marbles you have taken from the bags. If the number of grams ends in 9, it is the first bag with 9 gram marbles. The total for the other bags will end in 0 since 10s are being added. The single 9 shows up as the rightmost digit in the sum of all the weights. If the number of grams ends in 8, it is the second bag with the 9 gram marbles because 2 times 9 equals 18 and that will be added to the total producing a number ending in 8. A rightmost 7 means it is the third bag with the 9 gram marbles. In each case the rightmost digit reveals which bag contains the 9 gram marbles.


Or:


Put all 55 marbles that you selected from the bags together on the balance. The number of grams that the total weight of these 55 marbles differs from 550 grams, is equal to the number of marbles of 9 grams that are among those 55 marbles, and that is equal to the number of the bag which contains only marbles of 9 grams.
Damn Google...
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Post by MrsDocMac »

289sotherhalf wrote:In at every window and every door crack,
Round and round the house and never a track,
What is it?
Sunlight?
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ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:In at every window and every door crack,
Round and round the house and never a track,
What is it?
Sunlight?
Sorry, that's not it.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Hoover »

289sotherhalf wrote:In at every window and every door crack,
Round and round the house and never a track,
What is it?
The wind.......
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Hoover wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:In at every window and every door crack,
Round and round the house and never a track,
What is it?
The wind.......
You got it, Ranger Hoover.
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