Riddle me this:

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » April 19th, 2006, 1:50 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RangerX wrote:A horse travels the same distance every day.

Oddly, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles.

It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true.

Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
The horse is traveling in a constant circle in one direction.

Rack another up for AbnRgr289.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 19th, 2006, 1:53 pm

RangerX wrote:If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.

How many moves will it take to reach the door.

You will never reach the door, Ranger RangerX.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 19th, 2006, 1:57 pm

RangerX wrote:If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.

How many moves will it take to reach the door.

As many moves as it takes for you to get close enough to "REACH" out and touch it. :D

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 19th, 2006, 2:17 pm

RangerX wrote:"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

Language!

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » April 19th, 2006, 2:50 pm

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
RangerX wrote:If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.

How many moves will it take to reach the door.
You will never reach the door, Ranger RangerX.

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RangerX wrote:If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.

How many moves will it take to reach the door.
As many moves as it takes for you to get close enough to "REACH" out and touch it. :D

Both right, sort of. AbnRgr289, I think you only get a half point for that one. :D

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » April 19th, 2006, 2:51 pm

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
RangerX wrote:"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."
Language!

you've seen this one before. :D

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 19th, 2006, 2:57 pm

RangerX wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
RangerX wrote:"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."
Language!
you've seen this one before. :D

Never Ranger RangerX.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 19th, 2006, 2:58 pm

cams · Post by **cams** » April 19th, 2006, 3:27 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
cams wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote: True Ranger Tater Nuts but not the answer I'm looking for!

Hey now Johnny Rebs, you fags better lay off the ole' Yankee thing, we kicked your ass's once, we'll do it again. ('cept this time, I think I'd play for your team!)
:? :?

Fucker.

I guess that didn't come out right did it?!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 19th, 2006, 4:15 pm

RangerX wrote:While exploring the wild highlands of Scotland, Crazy Vee was captured by hostile Kilted Heathens.

Smazze, the powerful chief of the Heathens told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die.

If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water.

If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil.

Crazy Vee found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.

What is the one statement he could make to save himself?

Ranger Ranger X, was it-- I will be boiled in water?

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » April 19th, 2006, 4:17 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
RangerX wrote:While exploring the wild highlands of Scotland, Crazy Vee was captured by hostile Kilted Heathens.

Smazze, the powerful chief of the Heathens told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die.

If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water.

If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil.

Crazy Vee found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.

What is the one statement he could make to save himself?
Ranger Ranger X, was it-- I will be boiled in water?

Ayup!! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 19th, 2006, 4:40 pm

You can draw me, fire me, or fill me in. What am I?

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » April 19th, 2006, 4:54 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:You can draw me, fire me, or fill me in. What am I?

I'm coming up blank on this one.....

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 19th, 2006, 4:55 pm

RangerX wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:You can draw me, fire me, or fill me in. What am I?
I'm coming up blank on this one.....

:D Correct, Ranger Ranger X.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 19th, 2006, 5:27 pm

Not always round, but never square.
Bright and shiny, when I'm there.
When I'm not, they call me new,
But I am old, older than you.
What am I?