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Ahh,Vee wrote:289sotherhalf wrote:Here's another one--
What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse?
FUCK
SmileyTFJ wrote:Can we talk?289sotherhalf wrote:Here's another one--
What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse?
Been watching Lord of the Rings again Bilbo?Vee wrote:AbnRgr289 wrote: A little late aren't ya'?
NO!
A Ranger is never late, Frodo Baggins. He arrives precisely when he means to!
Besides.........they had the wrong fucking answer.
AbnRgr289 wrote:Been watching Lord of the Rings again Bilbo?Vee wrote:AbnRgr289 wrote: A little late aren't ya'?
NO!
A Ranger is never late, Frodo Baggins. He arrives precisely when he means to!
Besides.........they had the wrong fucking answer.
BTW, the saying is "A Ranger never gets lost!"
And all y'all are wrong, the answer is "SUCK", (e.i. facial intercourse) (Better known as "Face Fucking") ! :D
20ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:Try this one on for size....
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
What should have he said?
You are a no go at this station Ranger Ranger 175csar.Ranger175csar wrote:20ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:Try this one on for size....
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
What should have he said?
"3" :DProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:Try this one on for size....
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
What should have he said?
Correct Ranger AbnRgr289, the doorman requires you to say the number of letters in the number he says!AbnRgr289 wrote:"3" :DProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:Try this one on for size....
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
What should have he said?
Well... It doesnt end in "K" so I didnt think it was relative....But now....I say "Honey...you awake?"ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:And what do you ask them now Ranger Ranger175csar?...Ranger175csar wrote:
I use to aske them if that wanted to come over for a drink..
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:Shh Ranger RTO, we don't want my husband to find out....RTO wrote:YOU.........are ''she?''ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote: I believe Ranger AbnRgr289 is speaking of me when he says "she," Ranger Hoover.
I thought that ...... but then...... how come..........but......but......
nev'r min' I don't want to know!
Now I am ducking before Lisa comes at me with one of her hub's "toys"...
