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Post by virgin »

going to see my recruiter for the first time tomorow, figured i'd make him last on my list of things to do before signing up. i spoke to him on the phone today and he said he might not be able to get me Ranger but he could get me airborne and i could move up to Ranger. is this true? sry but i just don't trust any recruiter at all.

also -- i have a medical problem but one that will not affect my performance or will ever put anyone around me at risk, should i tell my recruiter?

sry, won't happen again.
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Re: recruit

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virgin wrote: anyone have any suggestions on what i should be asking for?

also -- i have a medical problem but one that will not affect my performance or will ever put anyone around me at risk, should i tell my recruiter?
Tell him Option 40, or he can suck your fat civilian dick! What kind of medical problem? Are you missing part of a finger?
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Read the FAQs and Rules again you little fuck.
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Kilted Heathen wrote:Read the FAQs and Rules again you little fuck.
With emphasis added. :lol:
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Re: recruit

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ANGRYCivilian wrote:
virgin wrote: anyone have any suggestions on what i should be asking for?

also -- i have a medical problem but one that will not affect my performance or will ever put anyone around me at risk, should i tell my recruiter?
Tell him Option 40, or he can suck your fat civilian dick! What kind of medical problem? Are you missing part of a finger?
it's a problem with my back, the problem can't get worse or better and won't cause any problems other than a little extra pain for myself.
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Post by IntelToad »

Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!
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Post by RangerX »

IntelToad wrote:
Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!
Ahhh, there's the old Wino back being himself. :D
Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing. :lol:
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Post by Towedjmpr »

RangerX wrote:
IntelToad wrote:
Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!
Ahhh, there's the old Wino back being himself. :D
Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing. :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Scooby Snack Wino wrote:Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Listen up, I'm not going to repeat myself and you are on your way to getting a big fucking kick in the nuts if you don't follow up.

First, in your intro you FAILED to capitalize Ranger! I corrected you, and a number of other Rangers corrected you and the DEP's sent you a PM about the FAQ's and rules of this site.

AND YET YOU FAILED TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AGAIN!!!!

What the FUCK is wrong with you? You come here seeking our advise and you yet you can't give us the respect of capitalizig Ranger?????

Go home, you've blown your FUCKING chance here. Any recruiter that lets you enlist is setting you up for a serious hard time! Because you CAN'T follow even the simplest of rules.

You're so fucked if you join....so FUCKED!

You are a no go, and have violated our rules even after being corrected SEVERAL times.

Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!
You fell off the wagon didn't you?

I'm glad! :D
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Post by KW Driver »

hey Whino, welcome back to the cesspool.

virgin, what he said. all this information just sitting here, your questions already answered, and yet you have to ask them again, in the wrong place no less. go talk to Mommy, she'll hold your hand, pat your back, tell you you're a good and smart boy, dress and feed you, since you can't seem to do anything for yourself.
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Post by Vee »

Scooby Snack Wino wrote:Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Listen up, I'm not going to repeat myself and you are on your way to getting a big fucking kick in the nuts if you don't follow up.

First, in your intro you FAILED to capitalize Ranger! I corrected you, and a number of other Rangers corrected you and the DEP's sent you a PM about the FAQ's and rules of this site.

AND YET YOU FAILED TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AGAIN!!!!

What the FUCK is wrong with you? You come here seeking our advise and you yet you can't give us the respect of capitalizig Ranger?????

Go home, you've blown your FUCKING chance here. Any recruiter that lets you enlist is setting you up for a serious hard time! Because you CAN'T follow even the simplest of rules.

You're so fucked if you join....so FUCKED!

You are a no go, and have violated our rules even after being corrected SEVERAL times.

Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!




.........and Vee wept.........
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Scooby Snack Wino wrote:Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Listen up, I'm not going to repeat myself and you are on your way to getting a big fucking kick in the nuts if you don't follow up.

First, in your intro you FAILED to capitalize Ranger! I corrected you, and a number of other Rangers corrected you and the DEP's sent you a PM about the FAQ's and rules of this site.

AND YET YOU FAILED TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AGAIN!!!!

What the FUCK is wrong with you? You come here seeking our advise and you yet you can't give us the respect of capitalizig Ranger?????

Go home, you've blown your FUCKING chance here. Any recruiter that lets you enlist is setting you up for a serious hard time! Because you CAN'T follow even the simplest of rules.

You're so fucked if you join....so FUCKED!

You are a no go, and have violated our rules even after being corrected SEVERAL times.

Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!

Ahhhh...............music to my ears. Welcome back Ranger.
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Post by Fishboy »

Vee wrote:
Scooby Snack Wino wrote:Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Listen up, I'm not going to repeat myself and you are on your way to getting a big fucking kick in the nuts if you don't follow up.

First, in your intro you FAILED to capitalize Ranger! I corrected you, and a number of other Rangers corrected you and the DEP's sent you a PM about the FAQ's and rules of this site.

AND YET YOU FAILED TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AGAIN!!!!

What the FUCK is wrong with you? You come here seeking our advise and you yet you can't give us the respect of capitalizig Ranger?????

Go home, you've blown your FUCKING chance here. Any recruiter that lets you enlist is setting you up for a serious hard time! Because you CAN'T follow even the simplest of rules.

You're so fucked if you join....so FUCKED!

You are a no go, and have violated our rules even after being corrected SEVERAL times.

Go away, just got he fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat after me....................
I'm a FUCKTARD!!!, I'm a FUCKTARD!!!!




.........and Vee wept.........

Fucking priceless........
Where do yall come up with this stuff?
Fucking outstanding.
by the way Vee, great avatar!
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