Riddle me this:

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 17th, 2006, 10:10 am

wellfed wrote:A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

White.......

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 17th, 2006, 10:10 am

wellfed wrote:A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

White.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 17th, 2006, 10:15 am

Tie !!! :D

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » April 17th, 2006, 10:27 am

Your both correct. White, a Polar bear because the house sits directly on the North Pole. The Polar actually has clear hair and this helps reflect light/heat from the sun much like fiber-optics to its skin/inner core.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 17th, 2006, 1:36 pm

Here's another one--

What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » April 17th, 2006, 1:48 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Here's another one--

What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse?

Can we talk?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 17th, 2006, 1:57 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Here's another one--

What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse?
Can we talk?

You got it, Smiley!

Your turn! :D

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 18th, 2006, 3:58 pm

Hoover wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Gentlemen (term used loosely) y'all are slow.

I figured it out when she read it to me, before she even posted it.
I tried to give y'all a helping hint right there.

huh?....."gentlemen"= keys?......... "loosely"=fucking keys??????????

"Slow"??????????=Keys?????????

How do you correlate that?????????

The term Gentleman was singling y'all out saying that you weren't right to give you a hint, but y'all didn't think about the only Lady and her answer!

Did ya'?

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 18th, 2006, 4:03 pm

RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Gentlemen (term used loosely) y'all are slow.

I figured it out when she read it to me, before she even posted it.
I tried to give y'all a helping hint right there.
''I figured it out when she read it to me.......'' he says.

Well...............if you DIDN'T figure it out after she read you the answer, you'd be a real dork now, wouldn't cha'

She didn't tell me the answer buttnugget!

She just told me the riddle. :D

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 18th, 2006, 4:35 pm

What you talkin' bout' Willis?

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 18th, 2006, 4:42 pm

Hoover wrote:What you talkin' bout' Willis?

Actually she was right, but that wasn't the only answer, it was key's overall.

That was the reason for the hint.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 18th, 2006, 7:25 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Hoover wrote:What you talkin' bout' Willis?
Actually she was right, but that wasn't the only answer, it was key's overall.

That was the reason for the hint.

I believe Ranger AbnRgr289 is speaking of me when he says "she," Ranger Hoover.

Next time feel free to say Tabbi.... it will cause much less confusion!

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 18th, 2006, 7:40 pm

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote: I believe Ranger AbnRgr289 is speaking of me when he says "she," Ranger Hoover.

YOU.........are ''she?''

I thought that ...... but then...... how come..........but......but......

nev'r min' I don't want to know!

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 18th, 2006, 9:06 pm

RTO wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote: I believe Ranger AbnRgr289 is speaking of me when he says "she," Ranger Hoover.

YOU.........are ''she?''

I thought that ...... but then...... how come..........but......but......

nev'r min' I don't want to know!

Shh Ranger RTO, we don't want my husband to find out....

Now I am ducking before Lisa comes at me with one of her hub's "toys"...

Vee · Post by **Vee** » April 18th, 2006, 9:07 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Here's another one--

What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse?

FUCK