USO

[bigdog777]

My brother told me this story when he got back from Vietnam I thought you make like it.

It seems that way back in 69 the USO brought a traveling circus out to entertain the troops. Complette with highwire girls in skimpy costumes and even a ring master with white pants and a red jacket with tails.

After the lion act the ring master came out carrying a rather large stick and proceeded to address the service men in the audiance. "young men you are about to see an act of courage that has never been atempted anywhere but in this circus". And with that he blew his whistle and a very large allligator came crawling out into the center ring.

The ring master then took the stick he was carrying and hit the alligator in the side of the head a rather hard wack, and when he did the alligator opened his mouth. At this point the ring master then unzipped his fly and put his manhood in the alligators mouth. He then hit the alligator again and the beast slowly closed his jaws without so much as harming a single hair on the ring master.

After a few moments another hit to the head and the beast opened his mouth again and the ring master put his stuff back in his pants and zipped up his fly.

With a flair and a hoot the ring master then asked if there were any in the crowd willing to give this stunt a try. The roar of fuck you was heard from every corner. It seemed that no one was willing to try not the Army, the Navy, or the Airfarce even so much as hinted at a desire.

Finaly a lone Marine stood up and started to walk towards the ring. As he did he let it be known that there was nothing but a bunch of chickenshits in the other branchs of the service and that any time it took some real guts it had to be a Marine that stepped up.

When he got to the ring master he was asked if he was sure that he wanted to try this, and his reply was yes sir. Again he was asked if he was sure and the same reply "yes sir". He then thought a moment and said I do have one request though. Really what is that ? well please don't hit me as hard as you hit that alligator!!