A priest and a rabi are walking down the street.
A 12 year old boy walks by and the priest says, "hey Rabi, wanna fuck him?"
The rabi replies, "out of what?"
Got any fag jokes?
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The Priest and the Rabi
25th INF 92-95, 101st Airborne 95-96
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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This guy was drivin' truck and he got lost somewhere in Wyoming. He was really thirsty and so he was ready to find the first bar he could find and get himself a beer.
Well, he pulls into this town and sees that there is only one bar, so he goes "What the hell... I'm thirsty"
He walks in and right away he realizes OH SHIT... I'm in a gay bar!
The bar tender takes one look at him and says with a lisp, "I'm Thorry Thir, we can't Therrve you unless you have your Peenniiss nicknamed.
So the trucker turns to his left and asks the guy standin there, "What is your nickname?"
The guy replies, " Dodge"
Trucker: WHY?!?
Gay guy: Becuz it's RAM TOUGH!"
So then he turns to this gay guy to his right and asks the same question.
The guy on the right says, "Timex"
Trucker: "!Why?!?
Gay guy: " Because it takes a lickin' and Keeps on Tickin!"
So the Trucker turns back to the bartender and goes, " Okay, I've got one....Secret"
The bartender goes, "Secret, Why Secret??"
Trucker: It's strong enough for a man... but made for a woman!"
Well, he pulls into this town and sees that there is only one bar, so he goes "What the hell... I'm thirsty"
He walks in and right away he realizes OH SHIT... I'm in a gay bar!
The bar tender takes one look at him and says with a lisp, "I'm Thorry Thir, we can't Therrve you unless you have your Peenniiss nicknamed.
So the trucker turns to his left and asks the guy standin there, "What is your nickname?"
The guy replies, " Dodge"
Trucker: WHY?!?
Gay guy: Becuz it's RAM TOUGH!"
So then he turns to this gay guy to his right and asks the same question.
The guy on the right says, "Timex"
Trucker: "!Why?!?
Gay guy: " Because it takes a lickin' and Keeps on Tickin!"
So the Trucker turns back to the bartender and goes, " Okay, I've got one....Secret"
The bartender goes, "Secret, Why Secret??"
Trucker: It's strong enough for a man... but made for a woman!"
55B, 1989-1992, Ft. Benning, GA. United States Army Marksmanship Team 1990-1992, International Pistol.
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