Introduction

Vee · Post by **Vee** » February 10th, 2006, 7:31 pm

centermass wrote: And Vee for crying out loud.......tripping all over his pecker as usual.

Sorry.

*tying it back around his waist*

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 10th, 2006, 11:17 pm

DixieRat wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Just curious, do you have washable curtains ?

Vee wrote:Holy shit!
He said "washable curtains"!

Kilted Heathen wrote:
The curtains!

What about the fucking curtains!

Ranger Tater Nuts, I'm sensing there's more to this question than it would seem....hmm.....

Where are the translators when I need 'em
Ranger Vee has this thing about chicks he dumps and the wiping of a body part on curtains. Washable curtains are, in this sense, a good thing. Saves on the dry cleaning.

WTF???

WTFFFFFF????

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 11th, 2006, 2:21 am

I am going to let one of my Brother's clear this up... (as far as the curtain calls)

Although metal blinds do not bother any us, just gives a better surface for scraping...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » February 11th, 2006, 3:20 am

cams · Post by **cams** » February 11th, 2006, 7:08 am

C'mon now, we've been patient and polite so far, and goddamn it, that deserves some titties!

Costumes anyone??

RangerBob275 · Post by **RangerBob275** » February 11th, 2006, 2:33 pm

Welcome Miss.

Real Rangers don't beg (except for the real ugly ones).

"Don't stop, Don't stop"! doesn't count as begging.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 11th, 2006, 3:56 pm

VAK wrote:I am going to let one of my Brother's clear this up... (as far as the curtain calls)

Although metal blinds do not bother any us, just gives a better surface for scraping...

I'm not the one that uses curtains for that sort of thing....that's what her fucking hair is for.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » February 11th, 2006, 5:22 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
VAK wrote:I am going to let one of my Brother's clear this up... (as far as the curtain calls)

Although metal blinds do not bother any us, just gives a better surface for scraping...
I'm not the one that uses curtains for that sort of thing....that's what her fucking hair is for.

:D :D :D

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 11th, 2006, 10:38 pm

I do the curtains GOD DAMMIT!!!

Hair gets all tangles and sticks to your junk... I used to use their hair but that's cleaned with a quick shower which they are going to be taking anyway. A curtain call leaves a calling card that they'll remember you by as the sun comes shining in the next morning...

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » February 13th, 2006, 2:43 pm

I go away for a couple of days and almost miss some of the funniest posts yet. The hair vs. curtains (or metal blinds, in my case) debate had me laughin' so loud I almost got in trouble.

Got me thinkin', too -- all that protein would probably be really good for a gal's hair...kinda nature's own conditioner. Not that a nice southern girl like myself would ever...well, anyway...

Friend of mine took this pic while we were out Saturday nite. It's not really what you've been asking for (this ain't Mardi Gras, so a real boob shot is probably just not gonna happen) but I am at least leaning forward to give a a bit of cleavage shot...

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » February 13th, 2006, 2:47 pm

Nothing But a Red X darlin

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » February 13th, 2006, 2:47 pm

ooops...that didn't work...

lemme try that again...

I can't get it to upload right -- but I'll keep trying...

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 13th, 2006, 2:52 pm

SouthernBlonde wrote:ooops...that didn't work...

lemme try that again...

I can't get it to upload right -- but I'll keep trying...

Cleavage...

The whole picture of the titties...

Cleavage...

The whole picture of the titties...

Well, at least she's prepping us with plenty of "X's" as proper aimpoints...

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » February 13th, 2006, 3:07 pm

question, are you any relation to MONI D?

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » February 13th, 2006, 3:56 pm

Bugsy wrote:question, are you any relation to MONI D?

I don't know who MONI D is, Ranger Bugsy. Was she the other Clemson chick y'all mentioned?

On another note, I'm gonna have to get my friend to re-send this pic -- the file is corrupted or something and that's why it won't upload. I'm sorry. I was tryin'