Doc Burns
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Everett Ruess
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Thanks, I see alot more of the one I know here.Lefty wrote:Welcome to the site, Doc.
Glad to see you made it over to this side of the street too.
RLTW
Doc
C-2/75, 74-77
Class 7-76
Of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are nothing but targets, nine are real fighters, we are lucky to have them. They make the battle. Ah, but the one, one of them is a Warrior, and he will bring the others back.
Class 7-76
Of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are nothing but targets, nine are real fighters, we are lucky to have them. They make the battle. Ah, but the one, one of them is a Warrior, and he will bring the others back.
Re: Doc Burns
Well,Doc Burns wrote:Gather 'round Cherries and I'll tell you a tale
'Bout an Airborne Ranger who's bad as hell!
Now I'm a mean mutherfucker and I ain't lyin'
I'm a badassed killer and I don't mind die'n.
I don't claim to work and I don't claim to slave,
Fuckin' and fightin' is all I crave.
I blast all day and I fuck all nite,
And when I'm feelin' low I pick me a fight.
So there I was on a payday nite,
Loaded with cash a feelin' light.
I found me a bar and I bopped in the door
Lookin' for some whiskey and a nasty ole whore.
I found me a table and tried me some gamblin'
But that's when I realized I shoulda kept ramblin'.
"Cause standing between me and the only door
Was a nasty-ass leg and he was talkin' to my whore!
He turned to me with a terrible growl and spit.
"You Airborne Rangers don't show me shit!"
"Your Daddy's a pimp and your Momma's a whore"
"I know that's a fact 'cause I fucked her before!"
It then that I realized this sight I'd seen
Was a scumbag shit they call a "Marine."
So with my fast, hard fist I hit him in the nuts
And he fell to the floor with my boot in his guts.
He realized that Ranger was my name
So he decided to throw some shit in the game.
He pulled out a blade and made a pass,
But that's when he realized he was in the wrong class.
'Cause I broke off a bottle and stepped to the rear
And when he went past, I sliced off his ear!
Those whores looked at me with the utmost surprise,
They couldn't believe it when when I gouged out an eye.
By now this fella's face was really fucked up.
He looked like an abortion from a nasty ole slut.
With his last gasping, dying breath they heard hm say,
"From this BAD MUTHERFUCKER drag me away,
And all you living go out and tell
AIRBORNE RANGERS ARE BAS AS HELL!!"
Doc Burns reporting into the net. (I stole that tale from Steve Cornelius, also an original Charlie Company 2nd Batt Ranger)
RLTW!
Doc Burns
I heard that there was a new guy in town and he was quoting me song and verse! Ya freakin terrorist! Its about time you charged the gates! Welcome, and the single malt is on YOU!
Steve,
Paladin 1952
Re: Doc Burns
Steve, Good to hear from you! As I said in Vegas, I've used that over the years but always gave credit where credit is due.paladin1952 wrote: [Well, I heard that there was a new guy in town and he was quoting me song and verse! Ya freakin terrorist! Its about time you charged the gates! Welcome, and the single malt is on YOU!
Steve,
Paladin 1952
RLTW
Doc
C-2/75, 74-77
Class 7-76
Of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are nothing but targets, nine are real fighters, we are lucky to have them. They make the battle. Ah, but the one, one of them is a Warrior, and he will bring the others back.
Class 7-76
Of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are nothing but targets, nine are real fighters, we are lucky to have them. They make the battle. Ah, but the one, one of them is a Warrior, and he will bring the others back.
