Bubblehead arriving

[Rock Island Ranger]

Your trying to stir shit, and thats all your trying to do.

Shut the Fuck up and read, you just might learn something!

No I'm not and I don't appreciate the Fuck this and fuck that. Ranger or not, I don't think you'd talk like that to my face, so don't do it here.You may talk to your wife and kids like that, but not to me. You got that?
How about some respect. I haven't disrespected you, your Rangers or my buddy Subby. You have disrespected me, for no reason other than your lack of sense of humor.
So all done now?

Actually, my son...he would say it to your face and pretty likely he would make you like it.
But you know...you either play by the rules here or you dont. And, you dont get to interpret them through your attorney...because they are our rules.
I take you to a passage in the Good Book which says....

Fuck the Navy....or something along those lines.

[RGR Pete]

This fleet deck swabber doesn't know the rules. I don't piss in your pool, so don't piss in ours. We joke with each other BUT you are not a RANGER!!

[rgrpuck]

This fleet deck swabber doesn't know the rules. I don't piss in your pool, so don't piss in ours. We joke with each other BUT you are not a RANGER!!

You never did quite make the transition to being all Army did ya Pete ?

[RGR Pete]

The re-education process never truly makes it all the way in to a Former Jarhead.(Thick Skulls) The SPC4 mafia was weak at 1st Bn., they tried, Speedy's Pa. posse tried, they only half converted me.

[VAK]

Gentlemen, and for those of you offended by the term Gentlemen, Hey Assholes,
Please take my salutation in the spirit in which it is intended. It is apparent that my presence here has offended some of you. So it is with every tight knit group. Submariners are no different. The presence of an outsider offends the sensibilities. And while it is true that I have never jumped from a plane, fast-roped from a helo, or carried a 100+ pound ruck on a 15 or 20 mile march, you have not sat of the coast of some hostile country for weeks breathing air so thick with CO and so thin of O2 that it will not support an open flame. Or patrolled under the polar ice, firm in the knowledge that if something went wrong (fire, flooding etc) that the only place you were going was to the bottom. I have the utmost respect for you and yours. But some of you here have little or no respect for me and mine. Thank you for putting up with me as long as you have.

Regards,
A Submariner

If you wanna be a whiney bitch and leave all boo boo lipped, bye. See Ya. If not simply, pay attention to the rules. As far as whitey goes, if you two would get past your bellows of "I wish I knew how to quit you...." from ship to ship for long enough to understand the culture here and read the fucking rules, you'd understand that you were simply asked to tone it down a notch in a polite way. You were.

Whitey on the other hand can go find himself a corner and figure out another 25 ways to go fuck himself and you bitch ass, punk motherfucker, if you doubt I would say it to you, you Olive Oyl taking it up the ass sailor motherfucker, give me a fucking whistle. I will say things to you that will make four generations of your ancestory go back into the closet where they belong. You were not asked here, you were not invited into the conversation and you certainly don't want to go playing on a playground when you are the kid with the boogers all over his face and the pissy pants....

Whitey one last thought.... Fuck you. I just didn't want there to be any confusion with all the other shit I said. You going out of this saying, "Yeah he said all that but I woulda kicked his ass if he said fuck you." Hop the fuck up off your lilly pad Kermit if you feel the need to jump... I will send you right the fuck back to Sesame Street in a box, punk bitch.

[Blackie]

Shut the Fuck up and read, you just might learn something!

Learn? What could I possibly learn from you? Free and independent thought?

You flung an insult unwarranted over a joke between me and Subby you lacked the reading comprehension level to understand and sense of humor to smile at.

Then you say I'd be suprised at what you might do in my presence. Sorry you military high school football has been, I'm not intimidated or impressed. There is a guy named Blade on SFTT though that might be.

I understand this is a Ranger forum, I think I've been pretty respectful. It just seems there is no tolleration for humor here unless it is a Ranger making a joke.

I like the chrome pistol on the bottom of your screen there. You know what they say about people with chrome pistols and pearl hand grips.

What up dawwwg
You shoot it sideways like Wesley Snipes too?

I like how you use large letters as well.
Maybe your friends can spare you some humiliation and just ban me, or lock the thread like at that posers place they went into to. Other than that just cool out and stop screaming obscenities. You are making yourself look like an idiot.

[Blackie]

Lilly pad? We call Amphib ships that Soldier boy. Why is it in the Marines and Navy we get all the white guys and hardcore Hispanics and you Army guys get all the ghetto ass blue gum gang bangers?
My cousin is SF he says Rangers are a bunch of privates, I see what he means.
Go shove your pants in your boots, tighten that little boys haircut up and get yourself a perdy French hat and go impress some trailer park women or some school kids.
I'm not impressed with your bravado, and you aren't any match for me in the brains department. I'm not afraid of your yellow Yankee ass there parade soldier.
Army? Yeah what an Army, an Army of pregnant girls, ghetto blacks and white trash. So keep the homo Navy jokes coming. You joined the all mens club and are showing out infront of them. Frued had an opinion on that you know.

[Blackie]

Question is what is wrong with them. 1st impressions are a bitch. And my first impression of the Army was of an NCO shouting out in ebonics about what a tired MF'r he was.

Making an observation isn't racism. Oh and on his hand was the tattoo'd Thug 4 Life.
Your Army. Because the Army is so dicked up they need guys like you to do what regular soldiers should be doing.

So don't confuse my low opinion of the Army with racism, I have the same low opinion of LA, NOLA and the bloods and crips for the same reason. Lack of class and unfortunately they happen to be a majority of one race.
Glad to see independent minded Americans drinking the communist backed Civil (Soviet) Rights and EO policies of the Democratic (American Socialist) Party.

Glad we have the right to keep and bear, because those chimpanzees aren't going to hold the Chinese back. BTW my wife ain't white either, but she walks upright, speaks the kings english, and can wear her clothing properly. See it can be done.

[Black 6]

Lilly pad? We call Amphib ships that Soldier boy. Why is it in the Marines and Navy we get all the white guys and hardcore Hispanics and you Army guys get all the ghetto ass blue gum gang bangers?
My cousin is SF he says Rangers are a bunch of privates, I see what he means.
Go shove your pants in your boots, tighten that little boys haircut up and get yourself a perdy French hat and go impress some trailer park women or some school kids.
I'm not impressed with your bravado, and you aren't any match for me in the brains department. I'm not afraid of your yellow Yankee ass there parade soldier.
Army? Yeah what an Army, an Army of pregnant girls, ghetto blacks and white trash. So keep the homo Navy jokes coming. You joined the all mens club and are showing out infront of them. Frued had an opinion on that you know.

you had better watch who the fuck you call whitetrash, squid. i tell you, for all the talk of your mental prowis, you sure dont have much mental capacity. hell even your friends say that your a stupid fuck. see i have sat by and watched you make a fool of yourself over on that worthless site and now here, and i am sick of it. if you dont like to follow the rules, GET THE FUCK OUT! if you dont like our houmor GET THE FUCK OUT! if you dont like the way we talk GET THE FUCK OUT! you are such a stereo typical fucking moron that you should be shot for calling your self southern. you have no idea what it is to be southern, so go take your fuckin yankee comments and shove them up your daddies ass. you know your family tree looks like a telephone pole. and your cousin says the Rangers ar a bunch of privates, was that as you were sucking his cock? thats like saying that the navy is full of SHITBAGS like you. so tell you what, follow the site rules and shut your cock holster, or, GET THE FUCK OUT!

this is our house you fuck with one, you get the whole fuckin shit storm, you fuckin DOUCHE. you dont even rate being called a hillbilly, redneck, hick, or country folk



now SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Kilted Heathen]

Thank you for persevering under the ice-cap and slinking about off the coast of a hostile country....nice of you to stop by and talk shit about the young men in a hostile country too.

Well done.

[Blackie]

Dating Rituals:




WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.



IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.



ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHIN ESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of! the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.



BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids ! move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.




The point of the story is:




DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

[VAK]

Lilly pad? We call Amphib ships that Soldier boy. Why is it in the Marines and Navy we get all the white guys and hardcore Hispanics and you Army guys get all the ghetto ass blue gum gang bangers?
My cousin is SF he says Rangers are a bunch of privates, I see what he means.
Go shove your pants in your boots, tighten that little boys haircut up and get yourself a perdy French hat and go impress some trailer park women or some school kids.
I'm not impressed with your bravado, and you aren't any match for me in the brains department. I'm not afraid of your yellow Yankee ass there parade soldier.
Army? Yeah what an Army, an Army of pregnant girls, ghetto blacks and white trash. So keep the homo Navy jokes coming. You joined the all mens club and are showing out infront of them. Frued had an opinion on that you know.

Wow, what a snappy retort from what I am sure is a card carrying member of not only NAMBLA but also how many underground organizations that cover your backwoods racist mentality? I am simply stunned at how far you went... "Blue gum", ghetto black, ebonics and now blacks as a race...

Well dumbass, I am black biatch... I have a black heart and a black soul. I have blackness directed at the mentality and ignorance you've just displayed. You absolutely sicken me. Just as an afterthought for you, my skin is white but my color has been green. In my life on here I have not felt such disdain for someone in sometime. You should have kept your bitch ass out of this one whitey as you are going to be banned. We don't need your shit here...