WTF ! Anal Bleaching

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Petala
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Post by Petala »

Abell9 wrote:
Petala wrote:"A client that I've known for 8 years came in one day and asked if we had anything that could fix her problem. She had pigmentation arround both the anus and the vagina after having her first baby and she was too embarased to have sex with her new boyfriend.

I'm wondering why the boyfrend would want to have sex with a woman that's that anal... Unless of course, it's intentional... :wink: :twisted: :lol:

OK, let me get this straight....your a Mortgage Broker chick.....and you had a client ask you for something to bleach her ass?????? What the fuck does your sign out front say? Mortgages, Teef Pulled, Horse Doctors, and Crotch bleeching????
Ranger Abell9,
That was a quote from the article. It does make me wonder how much business would pick up if I put that sign out front.

"Step right up, Get your crotch bleached and truthfully tell people to kiss your lillie white ass!!!" :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:
"Oh bother" mumbles Pooh as he chambers another round.
Petala
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Post by Petala »

Kilted Heathen wrote:Furthermore, I'm very disappointed that the process is painless.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............ That's the funniest shit I've read in ages Ranger Kilted Heathen!!!!!
"Oh bother" mumbles Pooh as he chambers another round.
Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

DoorGunner wrote: Okay, way to much information for me :shock: Penis stud? :shock: :roll:
I actually had a roommate in college whose fiance' was going to school on the east coast. He figured since he wasn't using his penis he would pierce it. He put a solid bar right down the middle of the shaft. :shock: and if anyone said they had a Prince Albert he would call them a pussy and whip it out.
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