A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led
her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have
a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."
BLOND JOKE
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BLOND JOKE
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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