Battle Cry

[Warriorwife]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging along the terrain! It is Warriorwife, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"

[Goatboy708]

Zang! Who is that, running through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Goatboy708, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond capacity, and then some!!"




What the hell????

[Everett Ruess]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the terrain! It is Everett Ruess, hands clutching a burning branch! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to spank you into the stuff of nightmares!!"

Ladies - who's first? :D

[RTO]

Skulking on the wasteland, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Ranger RTO! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you so heinously, your pets won't recognize you!!"

[The Holmchicken]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging along the terrain! It is Warriorwife, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"

That's a pretty good quote.

[Buddy12]

Running along the mountains, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Buddy! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to torment you with such reckless abandon, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"

[Choose it for me]

Striding through the wasteland, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Choose! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

[medicchick]

Sprinting through the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Medicchick! And she gives an ominous cry:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"


Kinda funny since I used to be a vegetarian. Goes with my avatar though.

[Julieanne]

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the mountains! It is Julieanne, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She grunts ominously:

"I'm seriously going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!"



That's hilarious....

[Chiron]

Let's try this again!

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the mountains! It is Ranger Chiron, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams homicidally:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"

[Tirehouse]

Striding over the desert, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Tirehouse! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!"

[RTO]

Let's try this again!

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the mountains! It is Ranger Chiron, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams homicidally:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"

Ranger RTO Leads The Way!!!

Skulking on the wasteland, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Ranger RTO! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you so heinously, your pets won't recognize you!!"
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[CloakAndDagger]

Striding along the desert, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh CloakAndDagger! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

[dbap]

Stalking amidst the steppes, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Dbap! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"