Battle Cry

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » October 25th, 2005, 12:05 pm

Sprinting out of the terrain, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Southern_Brit! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord with reckless abandon!!"

What's yours: http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

JMar · Post by **JMar** » October 25th, 2005, 12:16 pm

Hark! Who is that, stalking across the icy wasteland! It is JMmar, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

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I kinda like that one.

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » October 25th, 2005, 12:28 pm

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » October 25th, 2005, 1:24 pm

Striding on the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh The Holmchicken! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"

Jesus Christ, is this right on or what?

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » October 25th, 2005, 1:35 pm

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the mountains! It is Darksaga, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"

I also liked this one...

"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 25th, 2005, 1:37 pm

Prowling over the fields, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Silverback! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you until Western Civilization implodes!"

RiserBurn · Post by **RiserBurn** » October 25th, 2005, 1:39 pm

Rampaging through the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh RiserBurn! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to pound you into a new dimension of pain!!!"

blinc · Post by **blinc** » October 25th, 2005, 1:48 pm

Sprinting along the freeway, it is blinc, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're bright blue, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » October 25th, 2005, 1:50 pm

Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh SmileyTFJ! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » October 25th, 2005, 1:52 pm

Skulking on the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh 289sotherhalf! And she gives a booming grunt:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

:? I haven't figured out what I'm going to do with the burning branch, I guess my destiny is to give out kinky spankin's....

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I'm not even going to mention what 289sbetterhalf came up with...

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Rock Island Ranger · October 25th, 2005, 2:14 pm

Sitting in my rocking chair, grinning with malice....I say.....

Spermbiscuit...Im gunna remove enough teeth from your face that chewing soup will be a challenge.

So sayeth the Pastor.

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » October 25th, 2005, 2:52 pm

Stalking out of the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh mom in texas........

And she gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to hump you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » October 25th, 2005, 2:53 pm

Mom in Texas wrote: "I'm going to hump you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

MIT, Did it really say hump???

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » October 25th, 2005, 2:58 pm

Yes, it really did!

Copy and paste.....

You know I wouldn't make something like that up.